I have a speech due

BanningZ

So Wednesday I have a speech due. Easiest final ever.

Its a commemorative or after dinner speech.

My Professor and I talked it over, and for my 2-3 minute speech, I am going to roast Vice President D1ck Cheney.

I want to do a top ten list of horrible things he has done.

Throw me some factual ideas people. I've got a lot planned, but if you have ideas, lets hear them.

I'll post the roast and if its taped, a clip of the speech.

Toss em' out!

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nogoodname

didnt D!ck shoot someone while hunting???...lol


and what about "the you know, i know, they know" confusing speech he made...hahaha....wait, I think that was someone else....LOL

nogoodname

Stupid D!ck Cheney Quotes
10 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes by D!ck Cheney

10) "Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better." –June 4, 2003

9) "I had other priorities in the sixties than military service." –on his five draft deferments, April 5, 1989

8) "There are a lot of lessons we want to learn out of this process in terms of what works. I think we are in fact on our way to getting on top of the whole Katrina exercise." --Sept. 10, 2005

7) "Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue but it is not a sufficient basis for a sound, comprehensive energy policy." –April 30, 2001

6) "My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators." --March 16, 2003

5) "We know he's been absolutely devoted to trying to acquire nuclear weapons, and we believe he has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons." --March 16, 2003

4) "In Iraq, a ruthless dictator cultivated weapons of mass destruction and the means to deliver them. He gave support to terrorists, had an established relationship with al Qaeda, and his regime is no more." –Nov. 7, 2003

3) "I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." -- on the Iraq insurgency, June 20, 2005

2) "Oh, yeah. He is. Big time.'' --agreeing with then-candidate George W. Bush, who was overheard at a campaign rally saying, "There's Adam Clymer, major league a**hole from The New York Times," Sept. 4, 2000

1) "Go f*ck yourself." --to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an angry exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton, June 25, 2004

nogoodname

370z

Some help from fellow forum member:

"Cheny's sense of humour:Explaining his opposition to sanctions against even the most heinous violators of human rights and environmental laws, Cheney wrote in a 1997 oil-industry newsletter: ‘The good Lord didn’t see fit to always put oil and gas resources where there are democratic governments.’

Cheney was one of only two US Congress members who voted against a resolution calling for the release of Nelson Mandela from prison."

**** Cheney: the dirty history of the new US Vice-President. | April 2001 | New Internationalist

**** Cheney vs. Reality:
**** Cheney vs. Reality:

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nogoodname

hows the speech coming along???