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semtex

07-05-2009 06:12 AM

^ LOL. Poor dog. He has this "WTF??? I just got ROBBED!!!" look on his face.

BanningZ

07-05-2009 06:21 AM

The grizzly old male squirrel is only worried about guarding his strange. :D Nothing will come between it, not even canines.

BanningZ

07-06-2009 12:18 AM

Baby calls 911 and gets dad arrested

Quote:

Baby calls 911 and gets dad arrested

The Canadian Press

January 21, 2009 at 4:05 AM EST

WHITE ROCK, B.C. — A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play with instead of a phone, after the infant accidentally dialled 911 and brought police to dad's marijuana grow operation.

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q...d-911-fail.jpg

Mounties say a 911 call came in from a White Rock, B.C., residence Friday morning but whoever was on the other end of the line hung up.

Officers arrived at the residence and after numerous knocks on the door went unanswered, they entered the home.

“The gentleman was quite surprised,” said White Rock RCMP Const. Janelle Canning.

She said the 29-year-old male, startled by the sudden sight of police, insisted he hadn't made the call.

When it was suggested a child might have dialled, the father objected and said his son was far too young.

That's when police spotted the baby boy, phone in hand.

“We saw him playing with the cordless phone and just pressing all the buttons, so evidently he had called 911,” Const. Canning said.

With that mystery solved, officers began inspecting the residence and soon discovered a 500-plant marijuana grow operation.

The father was arrested and will appear in court in early April on charges of production of a controlled substance and mischief.

The boy was removed from the home by the Ministry of Children and Family Development, though he was later released into his mother's custody.

The mother does not live in the residence and Const. Canning says she had no idea what was going on at the home.

Ah Parenting! :rofl2:

Crash

07-06-2009 01:37 AM

LOL! That's awesome.

370Z Purist

07-06-2009 01:53 AM

That's a failblog right there.

GreenJalapeno

07-06-2009 02:27 AM

WOW. I wonder if the father is still loving his son

Anatoray

07-06-2009 03:23 AM

That's badass lol, Fail of the year >.>

2theextreme

07-06-2009 09:37 AM

Subject: English translation

Read the following explanation before looking at the picture!
Most Syrians struggle to even read Arabic, much less have a clue about
reading English.

So, how does a group of Syrian protest leaders create the most impact
with their signs by having the standard "Death To America"(etc.) slogans printed in English?

Answer:

They simply hire an English-speaking civilian to translate and write
their statements into English.

Unfortunately (for them), in this case, they were unaware that the
"civilian" insurance company employee hired for the job was a retired
US Army Sergeant!

Obviously, pictures of this protest rally never made their way to Arab
TV networks, but the results were PRICELESS!

This picture is not doctored.

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http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/n...e/image002.jpg

semtex

07-06-2009 11:47 AM

^ That is AWESOME! I laughed so hard! :icon18::icon18:

370Z Purist

07-06-2009 01:40 PM

Excellent. That is freaking great.

BanningZ

07-06-2009 09:27 PM

2theextreme +Rep for that.

Made my day. :D

molamann

07-10-2009 04:05 AM

I couldn't believe my eyes at first but recognized it soon as it breezed right by me. Needless to say I "safely" weaved my way through traffic to catch up to it and take some snapshots of the butt.

http://i31.tinypic.com/2ia7hbc.jpg
http://i25.tinypic.com/2myx313.jpg

nogoodname

07-10-2009 08:14 AM

There's an amazing midweek deal going on there, $99 a night !!

was it loud??

semtex

07-10-2009 08:16 AM

Hey look! The Veyron has a butthole too! Granted, it's the exhaust. But still. Feelin' the butthole love this morning. Oh wait, that came out wrong . . . :eek:

nogoodname

07-10-2009 08:19 AM

thats a butthole alright...lol

tvfreakazoid

07-10-2009 03:01 PM

korea town and the buttgati

Togo	07-10-2009 04:31 PM

The owner of a strip club, where I went to college, drove a Veyron. I remember him rolling up next to me at a stop light. I damn near dropped my bike!

tvfreakazoid

07-11-2009 01:28 AM

I would of asked him to give me a ride

Quote:

Originally Posted by Togo (Post 111555)

The owner of a strip club, where I went to college, drove a Veyron. I remember him rolling up next to me at a stop light. I damn near dropped my bike!

AK370Z

07-11-2009 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by semtex (Post 111202)

Hey look! The Veyron has a butthole too! Granted, it's the exhaust. But still. Feelin' the butthole love this morning

:wtf2:

Togo	07-11-2009 09:40 PM

BanningZ

07-11-2009 10:44 PM

^Lol at photobombed.

Clam Diggin'

Watch out for maraudic crabs!!!

Shunya

07-14-2009 10:55 AM

^+1

molamann

07-14-2009 03:55 PM

http://imgur.com/mCUfG.jpg

370Z Purist

07-14-2009 04:27 PM

Lol

AK370Z

07-15-2009 01:13 AM

YouTube - Screaming Passenger

370Z Purist

07-15-2009 01:28 AM

I've seen this vid before... freaking hilarious, and also annoying lol

EDIT
Having seen it before, it's just unbearably annoying... race engines are loud as hell and you can still hear her. LOL

smurfblu13

07-15-2009 01:51 AM

that is pretty unbearable, although pretty funny for a little bit.

370Z Purist

07-15-2009 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smurfblu13 (Post 114532)

that is pretty unbearable, although pretty funny for a little bit.

You have the 666th post.
OOOOOO EEEEE OOOOO!!!!.
(lolwut)

smurfblu13

07-15-2009 02:02 AM

umm either my comp fails or yours does. cause on my screen you are post 666 and I'm 667.

We need confirmation from an outside source!!!!

370Z Purist

07-15-2009 02:06 AM

Before I commented, I saw the post number was on 666. Dunno, just kind of random, lol

smurfblu13

07-15-2009 02:10 AM

haha it's all good:hello:

also for the (lolwut) this is always a must. It makes me lol everytime.

http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/cache...45-lol_wut.jpg

370Z Purist

07-15-2009 02:22 AM

Classic.

molamann

07-16-2009 12:46 AM

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3594/61300919.gif

370Z Purist

07-16-2009 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by molamann (Post 115500)

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3594/61300919.gif

Sh!t, that's trippy...