Which do you prefer?

SmoothZ

Celtics

10 years in prison or 10 years on a deserted island

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"Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian."

"I talk to myself, and when I do that, I know I'm talking to an intelligent person."

Windex_

They lost

yellowZ

Desert Island

Weather: 100 degrees or 0 degrees (F)?

SmoothZ

That's easy.... I'll take 100 for the win! You do realize that 0º F is 32 below freezing?

To cool down, ice cold water or ice cold milk?

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"Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian."

"I talk to myself, and when I do that, I know I'm talking to an intelligent person."

shadoquad

For general refreshment, the water fo sho.

Good tip, though, to neutralize a pepper burn, milk is better.

Goodfellas or The Departed

Windex_

The departed

if you had a surgery would you keep your organ in a jar or let it be disposed of

SmoothZ

Disposed

Kobe Bryant or Brett Favre?

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"Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian."

"I talk to myself, and when I do that, I know I'm talking to an intelligent person."

Windex_

Kobe Bryant

be a bicycle cop or a horse cop

shadoquad

Horse Cop fo sho

illiterate or unable to talk

Windex_

Illiterate I can learn!

Average bi-lingual or exceptionally proficient in one language

SmoothZ

Average bilingual.

If you were part of a death sentence, would you like to pull the trigger or pull the switch?

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"Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian."

"I talk to myself, and when I do that, I know I'm talking to an intelligent person."

Sibze

Pull the trigger - during the "Fire Squad" there are 5 guns one of which has a blank and therefore no one knows who get the kill shot!

Live in the North or South pole!

shadoquad

North pole - there is civilization there. Nearest to South is McMurdo. Nearest to North is a couple days' dogsled into Canada.

moped or segway?

SmoothZ

Moped.... sitting down ftw.

Have a cabin on the lake or a condo in the city center?

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"Once you go Asian, you never go Caucasian."

"I talk to myself, and when I do that, I know I'm talking to an intelligent person."

Windex_

Condo

Be stuck shopping with your chick all day *shoots self from current experience* or go to traffic court and end up being the last name called