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Evade the police after not returning the McLaren from the test drive
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forget about it and enjoy the day :rofl2:
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Give hugs to everyone
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Hope that they were wrong, so I can live another day!
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Iditarod race entry with my Pomeranian and Bichon in the lead
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Jump into a bed with five $800 a night hookers and have them fight over me.
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Kneel down and ask forgiveness for all my past sins and indiscretions and then head over to Madame Wong's Happy Endings Massage and Auto Detailing to spend the rest of the day
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Las Vegas strip, $800 a night hookers, TAO Beach @ the Venetian, popping bottles, dry humping, life savings blown, keep spending til it's gone.
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Make amends to all my friends and then head out to Miss Daisy's House of Pleasure and Datsun Emporium to wait out the last hours
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Ninety bucks for 3 hot latinas at the best value brothel in the world, Campo Alegre. Repeat again and again until the end.
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Open and check out caskets. Hey, why not?
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Punch Casey Anthony in the face, punch Justin Bieber in the face, punch Donald Trump in the face lol.
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Quit smoking for the last day of my life -- probably not, just an idea...
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Ride the bullet train in Japan while getting brains in the bathroom from a hot asian chick in a schoolgirl outfit.
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Steal a car.
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