Being the last one picked for teams in high school -- before my body started cooperating with me

Crying on my first day of 1st grade when my mom dropped me off.

Dodging acorns from inside your car when they get stopped by the windshield.

Entering the adult movie section of West Coast Video when I was 13 and being caught by my dad when he saw me sneak back there.

Farting loudly, I could not hold it, on the first day of 8th grade, in home room, at a new school

Getting in a fight at a high school dance in 10th grade. DJ stopped playing music, lights came on, and parents were called.

Hung over, after emptying the minibar twice the day before, and delivering a speech in front of 350 angry people...

Instigating a fight between two classmates.

Jumping off the second story roof, with my brother, of our Newport, RI house when I was in sixth grade, using my home-made parachute constructed from my Mom's new queen-sized sheets

It did not work as planned

Killing a deer with my AP1 Honda S2000 while driving home through Valley Forge National Park at 3AM

Lying on my doorstep one morning, cut and bruised, with no recoolection of the night before's events

Mistakenly message "hey honey, I miss you so much...." to ex-wife cell phone...

Not wearing a suit to a friend's wedding

Occlude the drainage with the check-valve in wrong direction while didn't notice and demonstrate to your co-worker...

Proposed marriage to my girlfriend who said no because ianshe had decided she was lesb