Quit smoking and told friends and family, only to relapse a week later.

Been there...

Realized at the last minute that I had brought the wrong presentation materials with me to one of my classes

Sh!t during class when 3 yrs old

Tried to drink 21 shots for my 21st birthday and puked all over the sidewalk outside of the bar.

Underwear day at work!!! Turns out, it was a joke and I did not know it. I worked the day in my Hanes.

Ahahah.



Valentine's Day, I was seeing a woman (just physical, nothing more) and she showed up at my place with a gift and I had nothing at all for her.

Watching porn on my VCR and forgot to have the blinds drawn. A few days later, my neighbor made a comment about my viewing habits to me in front of my wife.

X-ray clinic the first time thought have to take off everything to shoot on the neck...

Young kid on the boardwalk points out to me that I have bird sh!t on my shirt.

Z-28 Camaro -- showing off while a little buzzed, performed an uncontrolled slide into the curb, causing 7 grand worth of damage and the car made horrible noises while I was driving it, waiting for parts -- to serve as a reminder of my stupidity

New Category: Things you would do if you had 24hrs to live.

Ask forgiveness

Beat up ex-wife family-law lawyer

cash in my retirement savings

lol

Drive my 370Z right through the Porsche showroom window and drive right out the same window in a 911 GT2