Zebra photography on safari with all of my entourage comprised of $5 per day local talent

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At my Mom's house becauae she is not doing well and could use my company

Barbados enjoying some nice weather while laying on a hammock tied between two trees.

Coronado, CA -- my hometown, visiting the places I used to steal booze when I was in HS

Drive in movie theater with a bucket of fries and a hot woman by my side.

Eating Poutine in Toronto

Flying over the Grand Canyon on my way to Vegas.

Going fishing on Battle Lake, MN with my Uncles

Hot air balloon ride on a warm summer day.

Idaho -- rafting on the Snake River in Spring

Jamaica, mon!

Kayaking in CT

Louisiana, eating some authentic Cajun cuisine

Maui

Nepal - always wanted to go there

Oregon for a little coastal exploring and photography

prepping for a track session

Queensland, Australia

Reno, NV

Sunset Beach

Tiburon, CA -- hanging out with my wife, eating some delicious crabcakes and watching the sunset slowly over the bay while holding hands and ignoring our cell phones

Under the boardwalk

Virginia countryside, driving my 370 through the twisties while my wife giggles with glee

Willemstad, Curacao

Xerxes tomb in Egypt

Yasmine Bleeth's bedroom.

Zebra safari in Africa

Alien

Buttplug R&D

Clean-up guy at the quarter-movie emporium

Dung shoveller.

Elephant semen collector for the artificial insemination project

Fluffer for Long Dong Silver

Guest Host on the Rosie O'Donnell Show

Human trafficker for the Juarez Cartel.

Inspector for venereal disease sores in a women's prison

Janitor in Chinese restaurant or karaoke