Manhandling your assistant

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masturbating while looking at tribal women in National Geographic

Nun-chuk play while in line at the supermarket

open legs to air out crotch between partners.

Putting bananas down your shorts to provide an illusion for people while jogging on the beach

quit taking my meds

randomly slapping people bald head

Staring at women's butts while on a date with your wife

tickle the boss's secretary(any part) in front of the boss

undoing bra-straps without permission

vagina thrusting with a bottle of Jagermeister

wiping one's pecker on your girlfriend's curtains after raging sex

XXX beastiality porn with sheep and amputees

Yelling "I have a big schlong!!!!" repeatedly at the airport and TSA thinks you said "bomb" and then you get a cavity search and a beating

zipping your jeans up at the speed of light while your wang is still hanging out the fly after taking a piss.

Next Topic: Bad places to be caught having sex

Ampitheatre during a Rush concert

Bottom of a well after running out of meds for claustrophobia

Covered in Wesson during oil wrestling competition at the local pub

During a screening of Schindler's List on Holocaust Memorial Day

East of the screening of Schindler's List on Holocaust Memorial Day

Friday's bathroom with a chunky waitress that brought your food out late

Goodwill donation station on Christmas week

Huddled in her parents' walk-in closet as her dad decides to change before going out to dinner with mom.

In church between services

Just before your wedding ceremony, with the best man AND the 4th groomsman...and you're the bride.

Kneeling outside your neighbor's window

Laying beside the girl's 3 yr old child

Macy's dressing room

Near your mother

On the washing machine during the rinse cycle

perched behind the driver of a transit bus.

quicksand

Right before Thanksgiving dinner in your parent's garage

Sandra Bernhard's bedroom

The Metropolitan Opera lobby

Under the boardwalk by beach partol while you're with a girl that told you she was 18 but is really 14.

Vivarium at my wife's genetics lab

Washington monument while she's riding my Washington monument

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X-box tournament behind the curtains