Quit griping about my 800 dollar credit card charges!!! It's only physical.

Right about now, I wish I said yes to buying you tits.

Sorry.. but do I know you?? (after she removed the makeup)

That was almost as good as my fifth wife could do.

Under the boardwalk, my virginity was taken ... by your mother, an $800 a night hooker.

Uh oh...

v-jayjay? i thought that was your armpit.

What can I say, I was feeling very relaxed, when I'm relaxed I squirt.

XXXX - not sure that will fit hun...

Your butt doesn't look ALL THAT big... I mean in comparison to what I have seen at Walmart.

Zedge bought me the $800 a night hooker, honey. He felt bad after making my car fly off a mountain. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!! HONEST!!
LOL

Next Category: Places you shouldn't take your 6 year old nephew

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Your turn to choose.

Apple Store to put naked girls on all of the iMac desktop wallpapers

Brokeback Mountain movie screening

Carnegie Hall on Saturday night to test out his new laser pointer

Dodger Stadium during a Giants game

Eagles game wearing a Cowboys shirt

Free clinic for your methadone treatment

Gravitron after a chilli dinner

Happy ending massage parlor

Ice hotel in his underwear

Jalapeno eating contest

Kony's house...

Too soon?

Line dancing naked

McDonald's with honey booboo

Night clubs in East Los Angeles

Oprahs anal orifice

Pajama party at Janet Reno's house

Q-Bert tournament at Richard Simmons house

Ron Jeremy's house party

Snooki's baby shower/keg party

Toys for Tots collection party at Jerry Sandusky's house

Underwear fashion show at Rosie O'Donnel's

Venice beach

Wanda's House of Pleasure and Pain

x-rated movie theatre

Yeltsin's annual pool party

zimbabwe

You pick the next one.