Huck's Official Crazy Mall People Thread!!

Huck · 03-23-2012, 01:10 PM

So I manage a store in the mall. I've been working here about two years now, and I see the weirdest, craziest, scariest, and funniest people in the world on a daily basis. I've seen everything from an 80 year old woman dressed in all leather leading her 80 year old husband around by a leash with a ball gag in his mouth, to a preteen throw up 2lbs of half digested twizzlers, to three black chicks go super saiyan over a guy they all liked. I figured I would post stories of all the drama that goes on around here, as well as pics of usual mall denizens whenever possible. I'm starting to get a little collection going on so I thought you guys might like to see what's I see everyday. Please feel free to post your own pertinent stories and pics as well!

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Huck · 03-23-2012, 01:13 PM

Ok so here's the first one! This dude comes into the somewhat often, and seems to have a love for Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga that is a little bit excessive.

He can also be found on the beach sometimes in a speedo that he has decorated with JB's face right on his nether regions.

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theDreamer · 03-23-2012, 01:13 PM

We go to the mall near us for lunch so I will start to try to remember some of the people we see.

Huck · 03-23-2012, 01:34 PM

Do it! Although, speaking from limited experience, there's something about my mall that just attracts crazy like no other

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Huck · 03-24-2012, 01:14 PM

This is one of the guys that works on the cruise ships that dock near the mall in cape canaveral. I think he might be gay...

Tight sweat pants, bra and a spandex purple top with the cellphone stuck in the waistband. All the girls that work in the mall were jealous of his ***.

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370ZilverZ · 03-24-2012, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Huck

This is one of the guys that works on the cruise ships that dock near the mall in cape canaveral. I think he might be gay...

Tight sweat pants, bra and a spandex purple top with the cellphone stuck in the waistband. All the girls that work in the mall were jealous of his ***.

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Oh yeah!

Huck · 03-24-2012, 01:54 PM

Haha, just a LITTLE bit

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b1adesofcha0s · 03-24-2012, 02:51 PM

In for the lolz. I don't really go to the mall much so I don't have any crazy mall stories. If I do see something, I'll post it up.

theDreamer · 03-24-2012, 03:02 PM

What store do you run?

Huck · 03-24-2012, 03:25 PM

It's a place called the perfume collection. We have all kinds of fragrances, last time I counted we carried over 350 different smells.

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LakeShow · 03-24-2012, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huck

This is one of the guys that works on the cruise ships that dock near the mall in cape canaveral. I think he might be gay...

Tight sweat pants, bra and a spandex purple top with the cellphone stuck in the waistband. All the girls that work in the mall were jealous of his ***.

---
I am here: Google Maps
Sent from my iPhizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff

OH MY!!!

370zproject · 03-24-2012, 11:54 PM

0.o

Waiz · 03-25-2012, 12:21 AM

Bri7Synyster · 03-30-2012, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huck

Ok so here's the first one! This dude comes into the somewhat often, and seems to have a love for Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga that is a little bit excessive.

He can also be found on the beach sometimes in a speedo that he has decorated with JB's face right on his nether regions.

Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff.

I'm pretty sure I've actually seen this guy. I don't remember which mall though.

Huck · 03-30-2012, 12:29 PM

Yeah I've heard he gets around, I've had reports of him at Merritt island, Melbourne, and someof the Orlando malls

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03-23-2012, 01:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
Huck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Cocoa, Florida Age: 41 Posts: 5,075 Drives: Pantydropper machine Rep Power: 33	Huck's Official Crazy Mall People Thread!! So I manage a store in the mall. I've been working here about two years now, and I see the weirdest, craziest, scariest, and funniest people in the world on a daily basis. I've seen everything from an 80 year old woman dressed in all leather leading her 80 year old husband around by a leash with a ball gag in his mouth, to a preteen throw up 2lbs of half digested twizzlers, to three black chicks go super saiyan over a guy they all liked. I figured I would post stories of all the drama that goes on around here, as well as pics of usual mall denizens whenever possible. I'm starting to get a little collection going on so I thought you guys might like to see what's I see everyday. Please feel free to post your own pertinent stories and pics as well! Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff. __________________ VLEDS \| Evo-R \| Moddiction \| CF Hood Struts \| F.I. CF CBE & LTH \| Stillen CAI \| NST Pulleys \| UpRev \| Z1 \| M7 \| Status \| Forgestar \| PSS \| Whiteline \| SPL \| SPC \| Kenwood \| Zenclosure \| Kicker \| Alpine Type R

03-23-2012, 01:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Huck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Cocoa, Florida Age: 41 Posts: 5,075 Drives: Pantydropper machine Rep Power: 33	Ok so here's the first one! This dude comes into the somewhat often, and seems to have a love for Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga that is a little bit excessive. He can also be found on the beach sometimes in a speedo that he has decorated with JB's face right on his nether regions. Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff. __________________ VLEDS \| Evo-R \| Moddiction \| CF Hood Struts \| F.I. CF CBE & LTH \| Stillen CAI \| NST Pulleys \| UpRev \| Z1 \| M7 \| Status \| Forgestar \| PSS \| Whiteline \| SPL \| SPC \| Kenwood \| Zenclosure \| Kicker \| Alpine Type R

03-23-2012, 01:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
theDreamer A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 30,879 Drives: 370z Rep Power: 4210	We go to the mall near us for lunch so I will start to try to remember some of the people we see. __________________ theDreamer's Z // Fast Intentions // Uprev // GTM // HKS // TEIN theDreamer's Silvia // URAS // GREDDY Houston Zs // Facebook // Twitter // Instagram

03-23-2012, 01:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Huck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Cocoa, Florida Age: 41 Posts: 5,075 Drives: Pantydropper machine Rep Power: 33	Do it! Although, speaking from limited experience, there's something about my mall that just attracts crazy like no other Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff. __________________ VLEDS \| Evo-R \| Moddiction \| CF Hood Struts \| F.I. CF CBE & LTH \| Stillen CAI \| NST Pulleys \| UpRev \| Z1 \| M7 \| Status \| Forgestar \| PSS \| Whiteline \| SPL \| SPC \| Kenwood \| Zenclosure \| Kicker \| Alpine Type R

03-24-2012, 01:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Huck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Cocoa, Florida Age: 41 Posts: 5,075 Drives: Pantydropper machine Rep Power: 33	This is one of the guys that works on the cruise ships that dock near the mall in cape canaveral. I think he might be gay... Tight sweat pants, bra and a spandex purple top with the cellphone stuck in the waistband. All the girls that work in the mall were jealous of his ***. --- I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=28.354461,-80.686563 Sent from my iPhizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff __________________ VLEDS \| Evo-R \| Moddiction \| CF Hood Struts \| F.I. CF CBE & LTH \| Stillen CAI \| NST Pulleys \| UpRev \| Z1 \| M7 \| Status \| Forgestar \| PSS \| Whiteline \| SPL \| SPC \| Kenwood \| Zenclosure \| Kicker \| Alpine Type R

03-24-2012, 01:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
Huck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Cocoa, Florida Age: 41 Posts: 5,075 Drives: Pantydropper machine Rep Power: 33	Haha, just a LITTLE bit --- I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=28.354495,-80.686225 Sent from my iPhizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff __________________ VLEDS \| Evo-R \| Moddiction \| CF Hood Struts \| F.I. CF CBE & LTH \| Stillen CAI \| NST Pulleys \| UpRev \| Z1 \| M7 \| Status \| Forgestar \| PSS \| Whiteline \| SPL \| SPC \| Kenwood \| Zenclosure \| Kicker \| Alpine Type R

03-24-2012, 02:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
b1adesofcha0s A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: MD Posts: 40,963 Drives: HypeTrain Choo Choo! Rep Power: 141	In for the lolz. I don't really go to the mall much so I don't have any crazy mall stories. If I do see something, I'll post it up. __________________ Project: b1adeZmobile (2009 370Z) \| Uprev Tune by AAM Competition \| Berk Exhaust Project: b1adeZmobile 2.0 (2014 C7 Z51) \| Corsa Xtreme Exhaust

03-24-2012, 03:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
theDreamer A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 30,879 Drives: 370z Rep Power: 4210	What store do you run? __________________ theDreamer's Z // Fast Intentions // Uprev // GTM // HKS // TEIN theDreamer's Silvia // URAS // GREDDY Houston Zs // Facebook // Twitter // Instagram

03-24-2012, 03:25 PM	#10 (permalink)
Huck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Cocoa, Florida Age: 41 Posts: 5,075 Drives: Pantydropper machine Rep Power: 33	It's a place called the perfume collection. We have all kinds of fragrances, last time I counted we carried over 350 different smells. --- I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=28.354294,-80.686330 Sent from my iPhizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff __________________ VLEDS \| Evo-R \| Moddiction \| CF Hood Struts \| F.I. CF CBE & LTH \| Stillen CAI \| NST Pulleys \| UpRev \| Z1 \| M7 \| Status \| Forgestar \| PSS \| Whiteline \| SPL \| SPC \| Kenwood \| Zenclosure \| Kicker \| Alpine Type R

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03-30-2012, 12:29 PM	#15 (permalink)
Huck A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Cocoa, Florida Age: 41 Posts: 5,075 Drives: Pantydropper machine Rep Power: 33	Yeah I've heard he gets around, I've had reports of him at Merritt island, Melbourne, and someof the Orlando malls Sent from my iPizzle using magic and new fangled science stuff. __________________ VLEDS \| Evo-R \| Moddiction \| CF Hood Struts \| F.I. CF CBE & LTH \| Stillen CAI \| NST Pulleys \| UpRev \| Z1 \| M7 \| Status \| Forgestar \| PSS \| Whiteline \| SPL \| SPC \| Kenwood \| Zenclosure \| Kicker \| Alpine Type R

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