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spicy language,
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wanton wenches,
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wacky accents,
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and massive amounts of booty.
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Oh the booty.
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The mighty bismark
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sailed proudly until
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spotted
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by motivated
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swordfish torpedo pilots
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who keenly
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launched their "fish"
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into the Master Race's pride and joy.
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Once, whilst
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contemplating the nature of things,
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and gazing beyond my belly-button,
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I suddenly understood
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the meaning
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of 42.
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Blusterly, thou it was,
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I managed to hold on
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to the skaliwag
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while I pummeled
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downward so fast
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that I
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lost my fedora
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and whip.
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It's ok though,
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I am comfortable in my own skin.
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Periodically,
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I have been known to
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vilify oprah for
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for indecent
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exposure of her
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left
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buttock
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, greatly overshadowing
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the right one; which is none.
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On the treadmill one day,
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i noticed, before slipping
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