Fun With Google Translate

shadoquad · 08-10-2011, 04:29 PM

Ok, everyone, here is the idea. Type a paragraph in a spoiler tag, then copy and paste the text into Google Translate from English to another language, translate it 3-4 times, and then translate it back again and paste the text. Also, include the languages you've used.

Like so:

XwChriswX is a nice boy. He is fond of playing Xbox games well with his friends Shadoquad and Blu. He owns a black Nissan 370z and has modified it to be really fast and pretty. Also, Chris is a homosexual.

( Click to show/hide )

English to Czech to French to Japanese to Russian to English

The fun is seeing how badly the original message gets borked. It's like a game of "telephone".

Have fun!

TX_370 · 08-10-2011, 04:33 PM

Lol!

shadoquad · 08-10-2011, 04:42 PM

I'll go again.

The Nissan 370z is a front engine, rear wheel drive sports car from Japan. It is the latest evolution of the Z car line, which has been sold in the United States since the 1970's. It is a lot of fun to toss around winding roads, and it also gets decent pick up in a straight line. It is gorgeous to look at, a real enthusiast's car. For a fraction of the cost, you can get looks and performance that are close to those of a Porsche or Corvette! Now that's a great bargain!

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English to Dutch to Finnish to Hebrew to Lithuanian to English

TX_370 · 08-10-2011, 04:48 PM

This game is too much reading, but I'll go...

A Colts fan, a Texans fan and a Cowboy fan are climbing a mountain, and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Colts's fan insists that he is the most loyal. "This is for Indianapolis!" He yells and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Texans's fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for Houston!" and pushes the Cowboy fan off the mountain!!

English --> Spanish --> Bulgarian --> Polish --> Yiddish --> English

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shadoquad · 08-10-2011, 04:49 PM

ROFL! That was awesome!!!

phelan · 08-10-2011, 04:51 PM

A Man U supporter, A Gunner and a Spurs supporter were caught out on the piss in Saudi Arabia. Drinking is a crime that carries severe penalties there and they were all sentenced to 10 years in a Saudi prison. It just so happened to be the King's birthday and he was feeling generous so he decided to reduce the sentence to 20 lashes of the whip and since it was the saudi independence day, he further granted the guilty supporters one wish each. When asked, the Spurs supporter said, "I wish for a pillow to be strapped to my back" His wish was granted but the whip tore the pillow to shreds by the 10th lash and he was left bloodied and in need of medical attention. Then it was the Man U supporter's turn and his wish request was 2 pillows. This still proved inadequate and the whip broke through at 15 lashes leaving him in a bad state. After that, the king tuned to the Gunner and said, since you are the last, I will grant you 2 wishes before your punishment. The Gunner thought for a minute then replied, "For my first wish, I'd like 100 lashes instead of 20." The king admired the man's courage and asked him what his second wish was. The Gunner replied, "Strap the Spurs supporter to my back."

English -> Slovak -> Haitian Creole -> Japanese -> Dutch -> English

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IT MAKES NO SENSE LOL

TX_370 · 08-10-2011, 04:53 PM

LOL Phelan!

shadoquad · 08-10-2011, 04:55 PM

My favorite line was "washing machine" WTF FROM WHERE?!

sexZness · 08-10-2011, 04:56 PM

OMG this is fun and all... but you guys need to quit it with the novels

especially phephe

shadoquad · 08-10-2011, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexZness

OMG this is fun and all... but you guys need to quit it with the novels

especially phephe

Ok, I'll try...

Nina is the coolest female OG ever!

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English to Greek to Irish to Italian to Swahili to English

TX_370 · 08-10-2011, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad

Ok, I'll try...

Nina is the coolest female OG ever!

( Click to show/hide )

English to Greek to Irish to Italian to Swahili to English

sexZness · 08-10-2011, 05:04 PM

I have zero originality so I copied the OP's paragraph

XwChriswX a good boy. He likes to play Blu-ray Xbox and friends Shadoquad. Nissan 370Z is black, it changes very quickly. In addition, Chris is gay.

English > Hebrew > Russian > Persian > Chinese > English

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TX_370 · 08-10-2011, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexZness

I have zero originality so I copied the OP's paragraph

XwChriswX a good boy. He likes to play Blu-ray Xbox and friends Shadoquad. Nissan 370Z is black, it changes very quickly. In addition, Chris is gay.

English > Hebrew > Russian > Persian > Chinese > English

[spoiler]
Original Paragraph:
XwChriswX is a good guy. He likes to play Xbox games and Blu-ray in Shadoquad friends. It has a black Nissan 370Z, as well as adapted to be really fast. In addition, Chris is gay.
[/spoiler

You suck at tags, just sayin

sexZness · 08-10-2011, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadoquad

Ok, I'll try...

Nina is the coolest female OG ever!

( Click to show/hide )

English to Greek to Irish to Italian to Swahili to English

Quote:

Originally Posted by TX_370

ugh I hate you guys!

sexZness · 08-10-2011, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TX_370

You suck at tags, just sayin

at least it's just at tags

08-10-2011, 04:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3885	Fun With Google Translate Ok, everyone, here is the idea. Type a paragraph in a spoiler tag, then copy and paste the text into Google Translate from English to another language, translate it 3-4 times, and then translate it back again and paste the text. Also, include the languages you've used. Like so: XwChriswX is a nice boy. He is fond of playing Xbox games well with his friends Shadoquad and Blu. He owns a black Nissan 370z and has modified it to be really fast and pretty. Also, Chris is a homosexual. ( Click to show/hide ) XwChriswX is a good guy. He likes to play Xbox games and Blu-ray in Shadoquad friends. It has a black Nissan 370Z, as well as adapted to be really fast. In addition, Chris is gay. English to Czech to French to Japanese to Russian to English The fun is seeing how badly the original message gets borked. It's like a game of "telephone". Have fun! Last edited by shadoquad; 08-10-2011 at 04:50 PM.

08-10-2011, 04:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
TX_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 5,389 Drives: American Rep Power: 28	Lol! __________________ 2009 PW Nissan 370Z with Sports Package

08-10-2011, 04:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3885	I'll go again. The Nissan 370z is a front engine, rear wheel drive sports car from Japan. It is the latest evolution of the Z car line, which has been sold in the United States since the 1970's. It is a lot of fun to toss around winding roads, and it also gets decent pick up in a straight line. It is gorgeous to look at, a real enthusiast's car. For a fraction of the cost, you can get looks and performance that are close to those of a Porsche or Corvette! Now that's a great bargain! ( Click to show/hide ) Nissan 370Z a front engine, rear-wheel sports car from Japan. This is the latest version of the Z-car line, which is sold in the United States since 1970. Fun to throw around bends, and it will also be a good pickup line straight. This is a beautiful, true car enthusiast. only part of the cost, you can look and performance is close to a Porsche or a Corvette! Online Sale! English to Dutch to Finnish to Hebrew to Lithuanian to English Last edited by shadoquad; 08-10-2011 at 04:50 PM.

08-10-2011, 04:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
TX_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 5,389 Drives: American Rep Power: 28	This game is too much reading, but I'll go... A Colts fan, a Texans fan and a Cowboy fan are climbing a mountain, and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Colts's fan insists that he is the most loyal. "This is for Indianapolis!" He yells and jumps off the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Texans's fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for Houston!" and pushes the Cowboy fan off the mountain!! English --> Spanish --> Bulgarian --> Polish --> Yiddish --> English ( Click to show/hide ) Cults fan, and the Texas Cowboy fan Climbing the mountain and says that he loves his team completely. Cults fan Claimed to be more loyal. "This is Indianapolis!" Skreams and Jumps on top. Not to be Outdone, Texan fan continues to believe his love for his team. He Shouts: "This is in Houston!" Cowboy fan and Pushes the top! __________________ 2009 PW Nissan 370Z with Sports Package

08-10-2011, 04:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
phelan A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: CA Age: 38 Posts: 9,513 Drives: Scoobaroo Rep Power: 3406	A Man U supporter, A Gunner and a Spurs supporter were caught out on the piss in Saudi Arabia. Drinking is a crime that carries severe penalties there and they were all sentenced to 10 years in a Saudi prison. It just so happened to be the King's birthday and he was feeling generous so he decided to reduce the sentence to 20 lashes of the whip and since it was the saudi independence day, he further granted the guilty supporters one wish each. When asked, the Spurs supporter said, "I wish for a pillow to be strapped to my back" His wish was granted but the whip tore the pillow to shreds by the 10th lash and he was left bloodied and in need of medical attention. Then it was the Man U supporter's turn and his wish request was 2 pillows. This still proved inadequate and the whip broke through at 15 lashes leaving him in a bad state. After that, the king tuned to the Gunner and said, since you are the last, I will grant you 2 wishes before your punishment. The Gunner thought for a minute then replied, "For my first wish, I'd like 100 lashes instead of 20." The king admired the man's courage and asked him what his second wish was. The Gunner replied, "Strap the Spurs supporter to my back." English -> Slovak -> Haitian Creole -> Japanese -> Dutch -> English ( Click to show/hide ) Man U fans are artiyeur Spurs supporters to keep urine in Saudi Arabia. Drunk, was sentenced to 10 years in prison in Saudi Arabia, where all felony to carry severe penalties. It happened just his birthday, the king was generous and so decided to reduce the sentence to 20 to please his brother, and that Arab independence, I support their position that the responsibility. According to the supporters of Spurs ask you: "I want a pillow connected to the back," planned, whip, beat the dechikèt as 10 washing machines, bleed him, left with the medical need. Then he went to the supporters of Man U, he asked to have two pillows. This test is still a lack of permeability of 15, and his brother, and leave it in a bad way. Hearing that the king and artiyeur And if you last, I give you two, said after the first sentence refers to the concept of tuaja.Gunner time: "First I want, I 100 yes, in place of the 20th century "King praised the courage of the people asked what he second ishte.Gunner he said. "Spurs fans behind the ropes" My IT MAKES NO SENSE LOL __________________ 凛 ('Rin') - 2009 Nissan 370Z With silence comes peace. With peace comes freedom. With freedom comes silence.

08-10-2011, 04:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3885	ROFL! That was awesome!!!

08-10-2011, 04:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
TX_370 A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 5,389 Drives: American Rep Power: 28	LOL Phelan! __________________ 2009 PW Nissan 370Z with Sports Package

08-10-2011, 04:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
shadoquad A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 42,608 Drives: . Rep Power: 3885	My favorite line was "washing machine" WTF FROM WHERE?!

08-10-2011, 04:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
sexZness A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 18,504 Drives: like it's stolen Rep Power: 107	OMG this is fun and all... but you guys need to quit it with the novels especially phephe __________________ Clarification #1: I'm not a bro... [FONT="Garamond"]♥ Baby Zilla ♥ ~ Instagram: @SxZnS Forgestar \| FAST INTENTIONS \| Berk \| Injen \| H&R \| SPC \| Seibon \|

08-10-2011, 05:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
sexZness A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 18,504 Drives: like it's stolen Rep Power: 107	I have zero originality so I copied the OP's paragraph XwChriswX a good boy. He likes to play Blu-ray Xbox and friends Shadoquad. Nissan 370Z is black, it changes very quickly. In addition, Chris is gay. English > Hebrew > Russian > Persian > Chinese > English ( Click to show/hide ) Original Paragraph: XwChriswX is a good guy. He likes to play Xbox games and Blu-ray in Shadoquad friends. It has a black Nissan 370Z, as well as adapted to be really fast. In addition, Chris is gay. __________________ Clarification #1: I'm not a bro... [FONT="Garamond"]♥ Baby Zilla ♥ ~ Instagram: @SxZnS Forgestar \| FAST INTENTIONS \| Berk \| Injen \| H&R \| SPC \| Seibon \|

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