Hideous girl. (Family is a no fly zone)

which is a better holiday 4th of July or Thanksgiving

4 July (who wants to celebrate a dinner that took place 400 years ago)


Hotter

Texas girls or SC girls

SC girls for sure. Take one walk around Clemson Campus and you would agree with me.

Buy tools at Sears or Harbor Freight

Harbor freight (I guess. Sears is still in business?)

Yeah, they are still pretty big in the South.

Grape or Strawberry

Grape


Bananna or orange

Banana

Asphalt or concrete

Concrete

Have your girlfriend

Shove a dildo up your azz or spit your cum into your mouth.

ugh.... another one of these. You are making me think about things that would normally never enter my mind.

Spit cum I guess. B-hole is a no go!

New York or Los Angelos

New York!

Brussels sprouts or spinach

Spinach (it worked foe Popeye!)

if you can't afford your Z and you are way upside down in payments


Wreck your Z and collect insurance or let it get repo'ed

Collect

Road course or drag

Road course

deals gap or highway

deals gap ftmfw!!!!!!!

Twin Peaks or X Files

Twin Peaks (if your referring to a strip club back home)

blonde or brunette