OTS (did that in the AF 11 years ago) ps now I'm in the army


Lost in a rain forest or marsh

rain forest (so i can find the cure for cancer as i bear grylls my way out)

premium or no premium lol

No premium (nothing like getting something for nothing)


Powerball winnings

One time payment or monthly payments over 20 yrs

monthly payments over 20 yrs (thats a tough decision, but monthly payments ensure non-bancrupcy lol)

ebay or amazon

Amazon (always like my women tall and warrior like...j/k)


In the field for

4 straight weeks or 6 weeks with weekends off

4 straight weeks (then 2 straight weeks off!)

1 yr deployments with mid tour leave or 9 month deployments without r&r

1 yr deployment (i would have taken 6 mnths if offered)

A girl with

Horrible buck teeth or silver dollar nipples

silver dollar nipples :yum:

bush gone wild or landing strip

Landing strip (unless it goes all the way to the belly button)

NY or LA

NY

sand storm or hail storm

Sand storm (damage is just paint deep while hail makes dents)


Ugly beastly girl with wild sex habits

Or

Sexy girl that can't Stand sex

Sexy girl that can't Stand sex

condom or no condom

no condom! lets populate the earth

Zoolander or Talladega Nights

Talladega Nights (shake 'n bake!)


Star Wars or Star Trek

Star Wars

Lost boys or Goonies