Foot

Dragged behind a boat by your c0ck or hung upside down by your c0ck

Upside down
taking it up the @$$ from a tranny or giving the tranny a bj?

:icon14: BJ (at least there is no permanent damage)

Wash hands after you pee or let it ride because you penor is cleaner than a water spicket knob

Let it ride (then shake hands with you)

Battle:LA or Independence Day

Independence day. (just watched battlefield the other day and I was not impressed)

Boat or personal water craft

Boat (the jetski type)


Beach front home or mountain home

Beach front (nothing like waking up to the crash of waves)

Road or Mountain bike

Mountain bike

turkey club or roast-beef sandwich

Roast beef ( unless the day after thanksgiving)



Def Lepard or Poison

roast beef

sausage or brats?

Def Lepard

dokken or twisted sister

Dokken (I guess)

Drive or be driven in a Rolls Royce Phantom

Be driven (phantoms are riders car not drivers cars)


While in prison

Be gang raped once or be some dudes b!tch The whole time

I think I would take the mass banging once and be done with it. Hopefully they wouldn't do any permanent damage.

Bj by your dad or your mom

Mom (at least it's not gay)


Fvcking

Hot cousin or the most hideous girl