Well I'll never eat dominos Pizza again

semtex · 04-17-2009, 02:59 PM

I had Domino's last night. I like to live dangerously. While we were eating, my wife said "This pizza tastes different tonight. I can't quite put my finger on what's different, but it just doesn't taste like it usually does." So I told her that I told them to hold the snot when I ordered.

Namir · 04-22-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by semtex

I had Domino's last night. I like to live dangerously. While we were eating, my wife said "This pizza tastes different tonight. I can't quite put my finger on what's different, but it just doesn't taste like it usually does." So I told her that I told them to hold the snot when I ordered.

"Hold the snot"

That reminds me of the scene from Super Troopers (one of my favorite movies) when farva goes to order a burger at the fast food place

Farva: Yea give me a double-bacon cheeseburger
Kid at counter: double-bacon Cheeseburger - its for a cop.
Farva: What the hell is that all about? What ya gonna spit in it now?
Kid: No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good.
Kid: Don't spit in that cop's burger....
Employee in kitchen: Roger, holding the spit

04-17-2009, 02:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
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