Fell in shower, man down, man down

[SPOHN]

I just took a shower and for the second time ever I fell. I was in there and went to turn around and the dang mat slipped and I went down. My butt hit the faucet part then my back hit it also. Thought I would give the details why I was at it. But damn it hurts. I got two big bruises. Has anyone else had this happen?

And why I'm at it, I'll tell you the first time I fell. This is funny. I was getting my groove on (yes, with a girlfriend) standing up and all of a sudden we both slipped. I feel backwards out of the tub ripping down the curtain and coming to a rest against a cabinet. As I looked up at my girlfriend as she was still standing, we busted out into a big laugh. It was funny as hell. I wasn't hurt that time as now. Just thought I'd share this and see if anyone else has a story like these two.