ShamWow Guy Beats Up Cannibal Hooker

BanningZ · 03-31-2009, 05:49 PM

[YOUTUBEHQ]JmK8PH4KhM4&hl[/YOUTUBEHQ]

frost · 03-31-2009, 05:53 PM

rofl @ the video.

But seriously guys, please teach your male kids to not kiss hookers.

SoCal 370Z · 03-31-2009, 05:55 PM

Well, it's a good thing she was only kissing his lips!

BanningZ · 03-31-2009, 05:56 PM

^ I suggest just teaching them to have some "Game". That way they won't need to pay to make out with Brittney Murphy's character from "8 mile"

Edit: Now that I think about it she does kind of look like "Luanne" from King of the Hill

frost · 03-31-2009, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoCal 370Z

Well, it's a good thing she was only kissing his lips!

frost · 03-31-2009, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BanningZ

^ I suggest just teaching them to have some "Game". That way they won't need to pay to make out with Brittney Murphy's character from "8 mile"

Edit: Now that I think about it she does kind of look like "Luanne" from King of the Hill

KillerBee370 · 03-31-2009, 07:22 PM

Best story EVER! Check out my new avatar!!

onethreefive · 03-31-2009, 07:51 PM

lol shamtastic!

BanningZ · 03-31-2009, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerBee370

Best story EVER! Check out my new avatar!!

That is a complete win!

MC · 03-31-2009, 11:56 PM

ok now that the hilarity has worn off a little it got me thinking..

so this guy makes a living selling things right? his job his to convience you into doing something based on his appeal..... ok doesnt the fact he had to PAY for sex speak badly about his ability as a salesman? he couldnt even sell his cack to some random drunk girl outside waffle house at 3am for free? who cant pull that off? also $1000? again the salesman thing. couldnt he talk her down to like $250 or better yet a happy meal at mcdonalds?

billy mays you and your big city burger slider station my friend have won the battle

vince = shamewow

frost · 04-01-2009, 12:00 AM

^ x2

Pushing_Tin · 04-01-2009, 03:02 AM

Crash · 04-01-2009, 05:09 AM

OMG!!! ^^^ REP for that pic. That's F***ing hilarious!

semtex · 04-01-2009, 06:49 AM

Wow, this gives whole new meaning to that new product Vince is now peddling: The Slap Chop!

ssqpolo · 04-01-2009, 08:17 AM

OMG...ROTFLMAO!!! i need a shamwow to pick up these tears of laughter. this thread is so full of WIN. i'm gonna go buy these products now to support this guy. he was just keepin his pimp hand strong. SLAP!

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BanningZ A True Z Fanatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: nowhere Posts: 5,478 Drives: 06' Nismo Frontier Rep Power: 28	^ I suggest just teaching them to have some "Game". That way they won't need to pay to make out with Brittney Murphy's character from "8 mile" Edit: Now that I think about it she does kind of look like "Luanne" from King of the Hill __________________ Become a Premium Member: Click HERE MB 06' Nismo VQ40DE Last edited by BanningZ; 03-31-2009 at 06:11 PM.

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MC Moderator Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,238 Drives: 2015 GTR NISMO Rep Power: 23	ok now that the hilarity has worn off a little it got me thinking.. so this guy makes a living selling things right? his job his to convience you into doing something based on his appeal..... ok doesnt the fact he had to PAY for sex speak badly about his ability as a salesman? he couldnt even sell his cack to some random drunk girl outside waffle house at 3am for free? who cant pull that off? also $1000? again the salesman thing. couldnt he talk her down to like $250 or better yet a happy meal at mcdonalds? billy mays you and your big city burger slider station my friend have won the battle vince = shamewow Last edited by MC; 03-31-2009 at 11:59 PM.

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ssqpolo Track Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 882 Drives: '12 Black Nismo Rep Power: 267	OMG...ROTFLMAO!!! i need a shamwow to pick up these tears of laughter. this thread is so full of WIN. i'm gonna go buy these products now to support this guy. he was just keepin his pimp hand strong. SLAP!