What Women Want in a Man?

zmyride · 11-19-2010, 12:44 AM

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesnt drive off until Im in the car
3. Works steady ” splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when Im talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesnt belch or scratch in public
3. Doesnt borrow money too often
4. Doesnt nod off to sleep when Im venting
5. Doesnt re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesnt scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesnt require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why hes laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that its the weekend

Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing
2. Doesnt miss the toilet

Jordo! · 11-19-2010, 06:16 AM

18 - 29 yr old girls will read this and either weep or scoff -- but it's all fvckin true!

PapoZalsa · 11-19-2010, 08:11 AM

money!!!

kenchan · 11-19-2010, 11:58 AM

i LOL'ed.

StLRedrider · 11-19-2010, 04:38 PM

shadoquad · 11-19-2010, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapoZalsa

money!!!

this

ThoriumHotdog · 11-19-2010, 04:49 PM

Whoa, I'm in bad shape then. Better find me a wifey soon.

Mt Tam I am · 11-20-2010, 11:56 AM

Doesn't miss the toilet.

I need more specifics. Is this referring to urination only?

PapoZalsa · 11-20-2010, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mt Tam I am

Doesn't miss the toilet.

I need more specifics. Is this referring to urination only?

Trips · 11-20-2010, 01:52 PM

Jquad · 11-21-2010, 12:15 AM

11-19-2010, 12:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
zmyride Track Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: SF Bay Area Posts: 631 Drives: 10 Black Sports 7AT Rep Power: 16	What Women Want in a Man? 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover Revised List (age 32): 1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week Revised List (age 42): 1. Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesnt drive off until Im in the car 3. Works steady ” splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when Im talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends Revised List (age 52): 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesnt belch or scratch in public 3. Doesnt borrow money too often 4. Doesnt nod off to sleep when Im venting 5. Doesnt re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers my name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends Revised List (age 62): 1. Doesnt scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesnt require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why hes laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that its the weekend Revised List (age 72): 1. Breathing 2. Doesnt miss the toilet

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