you called yourself skeptical hippo, i was simply following suit, and your not fat... elsewise it would be mean for us to say such things... and it is YOU who are taking things for serious... :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

...men who stare at goats... wtf :bowrofl:

Look, it's not their fault, ok? It's mostly genetics, and when they try to work out, the gym is always crowded. Plus there's no health food at restaurants and it's always way expensive when you do find it.

Skinny jokes look stupid anyway.

Dude ive been busy fapping

:wtf:

You gotta subscribe to that, son. Who been pirating my "wares"?

:icon18::icon18: :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

hey yall. i see the party has already started.

fuck you beat me off to it

always broseph

:happydance:

Sorry shado, you didnt suck it hard enough to warrant payment

my jaw was tired

I'm sure I don't know what you're on about :ugh2:

obviously he had an impostor shado... because the real shado.. blows minds

isamoe, when I say hippo, I'm referring to this...

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/...al-hippo-1.jpg

but when you say hippo, you're referring to this... :facepalm:

http://picdash.com/image/f/dash/53ea...b83fa0fcb5.jpg

believe it or not... there's a difference :rofl2:

SHHHAAAAAADDDDOOOOOOOOOO :mad:

:hello:

Holy jeebus, that's one heck of a camel toe

no no, its the 1st one... :bowrofl::bowrofl: :roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

uuuuuuuhhhh hhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh... well...

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/...al-hippo-1.jpg

where've you been?! i needed a therapist over the weekend :rofl2:

FFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUUU geese!

I've never been accused of being a "therapist", although if you take some letters off the front, oh nevermind. :icon17:

he was busy being the rapist!

we already know... that's why i said THErapist... and not counselor :roflpuke2:

lol all three of us

I'll take the rapist for $1000, Alex.

:wtf2: ohhai...

:rofl2:

That's what your mother said, Trebek!

:gtfi:

what's up? have a good weekend? mine went pretty good. anytime i get to play with some Z's on some mountain roads and i don't end up in a ditch/tree/speeding ticket, i'm happy! :driving:

LOL sweet... no ditch = win

it always seems to surprise people in Z's when they go at it hard for a while then look in the rearview mirror and all they see is my grill... LOL! it's as if they don't believe me when i say "yea, it handles well". i can't keep up with them in a straight line (i'm down 50 hp and up over 1k lbs so...) but i can keep up usually :)

like when you're in your truck?

Truth. I was having fun following you down the mountain at ZDayz.

yea the thing handles like a Z, it's amazing considering it's mass and meager chassis

that was just a quick run, i didn't even have time to warm up the tires/brakes :bowrofl:

LOL I've noticed the nissan truck drivers are nicer to me now than when I had my non-nissans :rofl2:

LMAO that hippo looks so satisfied about something

Your oblivious to my sarcastic reply to your sarcasm. It looks like it is you sir who have failed at trolling :tiphat:

someone needs to teach me how to troll effectively :icon17: