eye to *** ratio is high brah

You know it.

We are br0s
I wanted to play COD last night :mad:

I got my azz handed to me on Sunday playing Black Ops

I wanted to play COD also but my C.O.D. won't like me.

My wife is forcing me to watch "bad girls club reunion". All those girls are useless

I'm sure some girls are useful for something...

I don't know about that. 1 night of fun followed by years of yelling and screaming. Not worth it.

You're not doing it right...

Not doing it right? What you don't take the whole night?

Why would you waste a whole night on women that are useless? :roflpuke2:

Besides, I was thinking that are two other holes to deposit my junk into.

If the other 2 holes are all you want you can find plenty of that at a ghey bar :roflpuke2:

Slut=3 holes no waiting boys!!

3 hole sluts=winning

I prefer 4 hole sluts (empty eye socket)

Or an alien slut. :tiphat:

To go where no man has gone before.

I prefer 6 holes or 9. 2 hot chicks or 3. After that it becomes to much. But an eye socket, um, no thanks.

You haven't lived until you felt those eye lashes brush up and down your shaft.

I've brushed my eye lashes on my shaft quite frequently. It's nice to be able to reach!!

Ween in the eye hole

Where'd ya go Kaien?

Had to get some foods.

Man, I can't get anyone to take my big black wiener

Tell them it's got uni blood lube on it so it'll slide right in.

h10101001010101011011110001110111010

This is the only thing returned on google.

:icon18: but don't you mean H10101010101010110101010101010110??

I thought it was just HOOOOOOOOOO!

:gtfi:

You smiley didn't work

That's a Prem saying, they don't have one for that yet. Someday maybe...Now what are you wearing???

I can't tell you. I would hate for you to get too excited this early.

I'm wearing my favorite shirt, now stained with super glue...it looks like a splurged all over it :(

Is that what it's called now. I super glued my sock last night! :ugh2:

Damn:shakes head:

Sticky sticky

I must have super glued my eye lids this morning.:icon17:

:icon18: :bowrofl: You must have been seriously backed up to shoot like that! :bowrofl:

I'm married, so yeah you know it.

:ugh2: i'm right there with you!