Yeah nowhere near as good as a Red Sox!

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

He died partially due to complications of advanced-stage Syphilis.

Kids!!!!!!!!! This is why you always use a jimmy cap!

He was a kid when he contracted syph, and he had the mental acuity of a 12-year-old near the end of his life.

He smoked and drank his mental acuity away.

Yeah, but this didn't hurt: Neurosyphilis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

:owned:

Could be worse.... You could be this guy..

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What has been seen can not be unseen :shakes head:

Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

When a butterfly flaps his wings in South America, your girlfriend queefs

There must not be too many butterflies in South America.

That fat dude with guns was featured on Tosh.O this week. Hilarious!

Lmao man WTF was he thinking

more like what was he not thinking :bowrofl:

Dzel: Friday Night Lights is one of my favorite movies! were you there during the events of it?

Yeah I lived here my whole life but I was a youngin then

ah cool, i know the story was quite a bit different from what actually happened but it made for good entertainment. also, love the music which was done by a local band to the area.

Honestly I've never watched the movie but one of my friends starred in it. He had a small part.

it's a cool movie and for a "football movie" it doesn't have the usual ending that you expect, that's what makes it stand out above the rest imo

Immune with the field and back to catch up on my regular work

12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

"damn, i only remember giving birth to one... maybe they all just blurred together doctor?"

:icon18:

:vuvuzela2:

Neptune has completed it's first orbit of the Sun since it was discovered 165 yrs ago

that's wild. Neptune has a really long year.

Great for anniversaries.

:hello:

She must not have been talking to you!

sweet lemonade!

That's because its rude for her to speak with her mouth full. :tup: :rolleyes:

I have seen 24 rotations around the sun.

/\ so young.

:iagree: :rolleyes:

25 this october

buttsecks!

aren't you like 25 or something...

LoL 26 thank you! :mad: