:bowrofl: ^^

except when they smash against a car going 30 miles and hour :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl:

cool, I want my next house's foundation and walls to be built using human thigh bones instead of that wussy concrete sh!t.

Hopefully your walls don't stink too bad. :icon17:

gotta bleach dem bones first brah.

that would actually lower the strength of said bones

damn it, well then, I suppose I'll just have to let them air out for a bit before construction can begin.

there ya go... you could boil the flesh off... but not to hot.. muahahaah

Don't want to boil them to long or you'll make them mushy. Could I have the skin though? Need to make myself another hooker skin suit

Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.

You can put the bones in a box with flesh eating beetles. After about 3 days they should be good to go.

not even a car could destroy some of the thigh bones I see on the farm girls here in Ohio.
:wtf2:

That seems like a good way to get rid of a body. Just saying!

:iagree:

Ever try it? You still need to get rid of the bones. Maybe put them together like the skeleton from science class and donate it to a school.

:icon18: Always have charity in mind, even after murdering a hooker.

:ugh: That does me no good. :icon17:

come at me lemers!

What? Why?

:rofl2:

:icon18:

when I read this, the first thing that popped into my mind was...

"Archer" Training Day (2010) - Memorable quotes

bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

that's kind of like splooooooooge

naw, splooge is usually white, and blu is blak.

You might want to see a Dr if it coming out black.

Im white lol

:pics: or it didn't happen.

1/4 th of the world's populationives on $200 a year

Tell them lazy slackers to go back to school!!!

$200 a year? That is crazy...sometimes, we forget how fortunate we are.

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Also lets you know, to a degree, how high the cost of living is here. You couldn't live in the states for that amount of money. Seriously, you just cannot feed yourself on that, let alone throw shelter over your head. So, to a degree, they make that, but in regions where they can survive on that.

And to think we call camping recreation. These people camp in straw or mud huts daily.

I'm not saying that it's not abject poverty. Ok, granted, it's terrible.

I'm just saying that in my geographic area, MD, even the worst hovel short of living on the street costs 200 a month to rent. Don't make me out to be some monster.

I wasn't serious when I said "make them go back to school." That's an obvious joke.

My point is that there are places in the world where one can live on 200 bucks a year. It ain't pretty, but you can't even feed yourself for that in this country.

Just be thankful for what you have and where you are

Because before you know it, it's taken away from you. :shakes head:

I could do that, but my focus is on improving my current situation, whether that be much better or worse than others'. I agree that perspective is important. But I also have no control over their situation.

But for the cost of a cup of coffee a day you could feed, cloth, and provide life saving surgery to one of these children. And in return they will write and send pictures to you.

Or it goes to buy airtime for the 70 thousand commercials you see. You give them a dollar, 80 cents of it goes to things other than the child itself... :ugh2:

Want some perspective? Why are we more apt to support foreign impoverished people or doggies/kitties, when there are very real American humans who are out on the street and in need of assistance in the good ol' USA?

Then again, what moral high ground do I have? I don't contribute to any of it. I'm just tryin' to pay my bills until the next ones come in a month or so.