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blue660r01 05-31-2011 01:10 PM
:rofl2:

Lemers 05-31-2011 01:21 PM
:icon18:

Isamu 05-31-2011 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1143271)
Yes, you rape. There's no two ways about that.

First time I played MW2 with you back in the day, an argument started because a guy said, "Vote to skip this map" in the lobby. Well, not enough people did, and while the map was loading, you said, "I voted not to skip just because of that douche." Well, that douche ended up in our party, and you went back and forth with him until eventually someone brought up how tasty alligator is, and you and he were talking about how you've had it prepared. :roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:
:roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2::roflpuke2:

fullmonty 05-31-2011 07:08 PM
You guys still playing MW2, send me an invite next time you guys do. It's been mad long since I've played you guys

Lemers 05-31-2011 07:33 PM
I'm on black ops

blue660r01 05-31-2011 08:24 PM
Shado why u delete xbl

SmoothZ 05-31-2011 08:29 PM
cuz he's about to rape you ninja-style

Isamu 06-01-2011 12:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmoothZ (Post 1144387)
cuz i'm about to rape you ninja-style
:stirthepot:

KaienZ34 06-01-2011 12:47 AM
Tits on a bull.

blue660r01 06-01-2011 01:30 AM
hai

Isamu 06-01-2011 02:25 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVywKD0&rel

ClemsonWill 06-01-2011 12:03 PM
a sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 mph.

XwChriswX 06-01-2011 12:07 PM
Nissan Motor Company was founded today in 1934

shadoquad 06-01-2011 12:12 PM
The term "hacker" was originally slang for any computer enthusiast.

"[a] person who delights in having an intimate understanding of the internal workings of a system, computers and computer networks in particular."

XwChriswX 06-01-2011 12:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1145514)
The term "rapist" was originally slang for any intelligent male.

"[a] person who delights in having an intimate understanding of the internal workings of the female body, mind and mating rituals in particular."
Interesting... :icon14:

ClemsonWill 06-01-2011 12:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1145497)
Nissan Motor Company was founded today in 1934
Happy Birthday Nissan!

ClemsonWill 06-01-2011 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1145526)
Interesting... :icon14:
:icon18: :bowrofl:

shadoquad 06-01-2011 12:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1145526)
Interesting... :icon14:
A combination Analyst and Therapist, or an Analrapist.

http://bp0.blogger.com/_R5WS6_kmmTI/...400_SX600_.jpg

XwChriswX 06-01-2011 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1145591)
A combination Analyst and Therapist, or an Analrapist.

http://bp0.blogger.com/_R5WS6_kmmTI/...400_SX600_.jpg
Or his better known role...

http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/s...-2001-13-g.jpg

(Sorry for extreme size)

shadoquad 06-01-2011 12:52 PM
Or his best gig ever (outside of his standup arguably)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

HKYStormFront 06-01-2011 02:35 PM
so my girlfriend backed into another car a few months ago and shattered her brand new (at the time) chargespeed rear bumper. it stayed together tho and she even accented it with a pink bandaid until she replaces it (soon hopefully!)... she just texted me and said she backed into a tree in her dad's mazda tribute which he just got o_O this is getting rediculous :wtf2:

shadoquad 06-01-2011 02:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HKYStormFront (Post 1145853)
so my girlfriend backed into another car a few months ago and shattered her brand new (at the time) chargespeed rear bumper. it stayed together tho and she even accented it with a pink bandaid until she replaces it (soon hopefully!)... she just texted me and said she backed into a tree in her dad's mazda tribute which he just got o_O this is getting rediculous :wtf2:
Stop texting her to back that thang up!!! :roflpuke2: She's taking you literally.

HKYStormFront 06-01-2011 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1145855)
Stop texting her to back that thang up!!! :roflpuke2: She's taking you literally.
:bowrofl::roflpuke2::bowrofl:

she sent me a pic, thankfully it had a trailer hitch, she hit it square and only scratched the paint above it a little, hitch took the brunt of it, thankfully :ughdance:

Lemers 06-01-2011 03:36 PM
Did you checkout everything the hitch is connected too? There may be some hidden damage.

HKYStormFront 06-01-2011 03:53 PM
i'm not there, i'm at work. she didn't hit it hard, hopefully there isn't any other damage. it didn't even look bent out of shape at all in the pic she sent me

Lemers 06-01-2011 03:56 PM
Cool. I hope everything is ok

ClemsonWill 06-01-2011 04:03 PM
Tell her that she needs to be backing that thing up on you.

XwChriswX 06-01-2011 04:05 PM
He's lucky I cant talk to her! :mad:

shadoquad 06-01-2011 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1146036)
He's lucky I cant talk to her! :mad:
Yeah, most women go gay after you hit on them.

XwChriswX 06-01-2011 04:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1146037)
Yeah, most women go gay after you hit on them.

Just like most men go gay after they spend a night tied up restrained intimately bound in my closet...
:wtf2:

ClemsonWill 06-01-2011 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1146043)
:wtf2:
It's ok. Shado will always be your backup tail!

shadoquad 06-01-2011 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1146043)
:wtf2:
Yeah, I never fully thanked you for swallowing my diseased load. How's your throat?

shadoquad 06-01-2011 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1146045)
It's ok. Shado will always be the reason for your visits to the clinic.
:iagree:

KaienZ34 06-01-2011 04:40 PM
Just tell her :SUWGOMH:

ClemsonWill 06-01-2011 04:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaienZ34 (Post 1146136)
Just tell her :SUWGOMH:
I had to google it but that's awesome! :tup:

XwChriswX 06-01-2011 04:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemsonWill (Post 1146153)
I had to google it but that's awesome! :tup:
:eek: :gtfo2:

ClemsonWill 06-01-2011 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 1146160)
:eek: :gtfo2:
:facepalm:

Isamu 06-01-2011 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1146037)
Yeah, most women go gay after you hit on them.
:ohsnap1: :bowrofl::bowrofl::bowrofl: :bowrofl:

Isamu 06-01-2011 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaienZ34 (Post 1146136)
Just tell her :SUWGOMH:
:tup:

HKYStormFront 06-01-2011 06:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shadoquad (Post 1146037)
Yeah, most women go gay after you hit on them.
lolololol :rofl2:


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