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XwChriswX 08-23-2010 12:20 PM

What if Blue = Black?? :icon14:

shadoquad 08-23-2010 12:41 PM

I once had a friend who bought a pair of robotic shoes. They were awesome, too, because he could get p*ss drunk, and the shoes were programmed to just walk him home.

Unfortunately, the shoes got bored with his sedentary lifestyle and would leave the house in the middle of the night to see new places, do new things.

Finally, the inevitable happened. They were out for a jog one night and got run over by a car. My friend was upset beyond belief. But then he went and saw a priest. The priest cheered him up a bit, because it turns out that shoes have soles.

*paraphrasing Lister from Red Dwarf*

Lemers 08-23-2010 10:04 PM

If a couple get married in Kentucky then move the Texas and get a divorce, are the still brother and sister?

Xan 08-23-2010 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse_Hunter (Post 596479)
I would say I may have a small case of A.D.D., and to be honest I think of some crazy **** from time to time. I designed this thread for everyone to post random things they think about, life questions, ideas, etc. :tup:

I'll start with.......

Why is it that out of all the drug dealing professions, Meth is the only drug where I've never seen a well groomed sucessful dealer driving a Porsche? No matter how much **** you conjure up in your basement, you're still broke and you still look like a dirty wizard.

The two things in your post are linked... Meth is a medicine for ADHD...
Desoxyn® CII <br/>(methamphetamine hydrochloride tablets, USP)

ishthemienguy 08-31-2010 02:33 PM

if you guys play modern warfare 2 you might understand but, sometimes if I play too much of MW2 I have dreams where I'm the character in the game playing and sniping people...

fullmonty 08-31-2010 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ishthemienguy (Post 702325)
if you guys play modern warfare 2 you might understand but, sometimes if I play too much of MW2 I have dreams where I'm the character in the game playing and sniping people...

You're not the only one. For about the entire week a couple weeks ago each dream whether it was MW2 related or not took place in one of the maps

Lemers 08-31-2010 08:47 PM

I lived in some of the maps for a year.

fullmonty 09-01-2010 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemers (Post 702753)
I lived in some of the maps for a year.

And I'm gonna give you a rep for that Captain

Lemers 09-01-2010 09:21 AM

I'll be a MAJ on Thursday


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