Drowning in a bathtub of thought (THREAD)
 

I would say I may have a small case of A.D.D., and to be honest I think of some crazy **** from time to time. I designed this thread for everyone to post random things they think about, life questions, ideas, etc. :tup:

I'll start with.......

Why is it that out of all the drug dealing professions, Meth is the only drug where I've never seen a well groomed sucessful dealer driving a Porsche? No matter how much **** you conjure up in your basement, you're still broke and you still look like a dirty wizard.

l0lz @ dirt wizard

:wtf2:

Although I am infact a NON-Smoker, I still prefer the smoking section at resturants.

Lets face it, the other areas are depressing and lifeless.....

:icon18: It's like hanging out at a bar that allows smoking versus one that doesn't ................ the non-smoking one is easier to breathe, and the smoking one is lot's more fun :p

I'm a non smoker too but you've got to admit that smoking always gives you an icebreaker with any conversation. "you've got a light?"

I have used this many a time actually.

I use "Ok you can buy me a drink, just don't go thinking I'm easy."

Heres something that often plagues my mind.... Why dont sheep shrink in the rain?

HA HA!

WHy is it that "positive" is only bad when it's coming from a doctor?

The lanolin in their coat.

The poor bastards do collapse with all that wool in the rain.

-The More You Know-


Isn't it interesting to be among so many 370Z while on the forum, but on the road you're one of so few and get gawked at?:yum:

Traffic lights: Why is it that every time I "inch in" to get a head start, it only turns green when I apply the brake?

350z: I used to own one... was I that much of a douche to people?

Traffic: Why do people drive on lane #4 then move to lane 1 or 2, only to slow down the rest of the traffic?

Traffic lights: why is it everytime I'm in a hurry I get every red light on the way

airfairs: if the world is getting smaller why are airfairs going up?

Why would you follow a star if you get caught between the moon and new York city? Even the closest star is out of the way of either destination.

There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth.

What if dog was actually spelled C-A-T?

What if Blue = Black?? :icon14:

I once had a friend who bought a pair of robotic shoes. They were awesome, too, because he could get p*ss drunk, and the shoes were programmed to just walk him home.

Unfortunately, the shoes got bored with his sedentary lifestyle and would leave the house in the middle of the night to see new places, do new things.

Finally, the inevitable happened. They were out for a jog one night and got run over by a car. My friend was upset beyond belief. But then he went and saw a priest. The priest cheered him up a bit, because it turns out that shoes have soles.

*paraphrasing Lister from Red Dwarf*

If a couple get married in Kentucky then move the Texas and get a divorce, are the still brother and sister?

The two things in your post are linked... Meth is a medicine for ADHD...
Desoxyn® CII <br/>(methamphetamine hydrochloride tablets, USP)

if you guys play modern warfare 2 you might understand but, sometimes if I play too much of MW2 I have dreams where I'm the character in the game playing and sniping people...

You're not the only one. For about the entire week a couple weeks ago each dream whether it was MW2 related or not took place in one of the maps

I lived in some of the maps for a year.

And I'm gonna give you a rep for that Captain

I'll be a MAJ on Thursday