Ok who here would have sex with Elton John for $1 Million USD?
 

Phelan put your hand down

You would get $1 Million USD cash untaxed...but it is televised live on the air on every single channel in America and you have to look into his eyes whilst doing it
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$1 Million is alot of money, can we get a Poll going on this?

Lol Frost would totally do it for free, wait has he already?

Really? You need to get a job man. Haha

I have an awesome job bro, so answer the question

Btw nice gimp mask in your av, i have a feeling your answer is yes but are lil afraid to be the first lulz

Is he pitching or catching? :eekdance:

Vipor! Well uh it would be up to you haha

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how did I know you'd consider this?

Vipor can have sex with men and still be considered straight. He is... the most interesting man in the world!

Im gonna go ahead and be bold here, even though Im not all that well-known on the forum and have never met any of you in person.

A million dollars? In a heartbeat! There are few things I wouldnt do for a million dollars. You ever hear of that girl who sold her virginity for a couple mill on ebay or something? Pure genius.

For the record, to protect myself from whatever flaming (haha pun intended) I have an incredibly beautiful girlfriend and do not swing the other way (unless its for a million dollars).

wtf does this have to do with me. my hand isn't up.

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I'd let Elton John dress me up as a "Ken Doll" and rape me for a million bucks.

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No seriously, even I would be considered gay if I were to do something like that. No gray lines for men. Women on the other hand, can switch hit all they want. :yum:

You cant wash the gay off you know...its sticky :stirthepot:

If that was the final question on Who Wants To Be a Millionare, I'd take my $500k and walk. :wtf2:

yea it's done elton john's pants right now...:shakes head:

and my answer isn't no... it's F*%& NO!

I bet a lot of people here have been f**ked over by the man for a lot less!

Sssso does that mean that whoever says yes to this, is considered gay if there's money involved????

Wouldn't do it for any amount.

This is going well!

So how do we get a Poll going??

Make it one million Euros and a box of condoms and you got a deal.

for a million USD yes... unfortunately i'd have to catch because i wouldn't be able to get hard... :roflpuke2:

I'd be ashamed afterwards but my million dollars and never being stress at work again would comfort me.

youll make more than a million if its all over the media.... interviews, books, sequels with other stars..... i wouldnt be quick to say no, could use a new exhaust and that money is what would pay for it hahaha

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Smart cookie, exactly you would easily make at least $10 Million in addition to the $1 Million with all the interviews, going on Oprah and the inevitable three part movie deal

You guys that are comfortable joking bout it and actually answering my question honestly get +Rep and mad respect from me

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idk man.... a million bucks and its televised... that is harsh man lol

LOL hahahaha this is hilarious. I love playing the what's you price game and the would you do ___________ for $________



I commend a couple of you who said they probably would...... at least you are honest. LOL
A lot of dudes would just say "No WAY, UHh UHH, hell NO" or "I wouldn't do it for any amount of money" and crap like that.
Honestly, once the money was all right there all right in front of them.... no body probably knows what they would or wouldn't do in that situation if it really came down to it... I mean its easy to say "no way, not me" because it will never ever happen. But things would change if it REALLY came down to it.



As for me..... I would consider it... ONLY if it were A LOT more money. I mean a million isn't really that much money anymore if you think about it. And it would have to be a 100% private matter, and NO body would know about it except me and him, and that would have to be in a contract, and I would HAVE to be the pitcher. So, for me, its a no, especially with TV involved etc. NO WAY, I couldn't live with myself. BUT, if it were privately arranged and a LOT more money. I or anyone else would be a fool to say no.
Just my $.02

TT you want to talk about your issues?

Honestly, I would for a million bucks oh ya. I would use that money to pay off my debt, get a nice car and move out of the house to a nice house with a dual garage so I can do installs IN A GARAGE have it with heat and A/C. Oh ya that would be great.

You bro have my respect for life and + Rep

Hey that would be cool, garage with aircon and heat so you can be working on your cars in there no matter the weather

You got that right:tup:

My question is, how can I physically make love to Elton John when you state that I must look into his eyes?

Use a mirror? :rolleyes:

+1 for the laugh

"The Kielbasa Powerhouse"

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Imagine this is him:

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OMG!!! the responses in here have me cracking up!

So on to my answer.

For $1 Million... HELL NO! I have been and always will be a muff hunter! I would rather be a poor muff hunter than to remember I had sex with Elton John!!! The nightmares that would follow that would remind you of Alice in Wonderland!!! (DAM Big glasses!) Elton John would be Chester the cat popping up an surprise Buttsexing you when you least expect it!