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fullmonty 04-14-2010 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by bullitt5897 (Post 495892)
Elton John would be Chester the cat popping up an surprise Buttsexing you when you least expect it!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...tonsuprise.jpg

370Zsteve 04-14-2010 09:06 AM
You people seriously saying you could even get it up with Elton in the same room? lmao, even with the smell of all that cash wafting around the room, no way, no how. :gtfo2:

2theextreme 04-14-2010 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by vipor (Post 495886)
I know this is wrong.....but that looks like a young Rerun from "What's Happening?"

http://whatshappening.tvheaven.com/rerun.JPG

vipor 04-14-2010 09:20 AM
"Remote Linking Forbidden" :owned:

2theextreme 04-14-2010 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by vipor (Post 495944)
"Remote Linking Forbidden" :owned:
Crap! And I can still see the photo...fine....here:

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...3&d=1271255590http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...4&d=1271255675


Foiled again....remotely this time! :shakes head:

370Zsteve 04-14-2010 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by 2theextreme (Post 495967)
Crap! And I can still see the photo...fine....here:

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...3&d=1271255590


Foiled again....remotely this time! :shakes head:
He looks gayer than Elton.

2theextreme 04-14-2010 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by 370Zsteve (Post 495969)
He looks gayer than Elton.
:roflpuke2: Didn't expect that!

Tyrell Tyson 04-14-2010 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 495830)
My question is, how can I physically make love to Elton John when you state that I must look into his eyes?
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Originally Posted by vipor (Post 495886)
Lol Monty, see Vipors reference image, that is how the magic will happen

2theextreme 04-14-2010 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Tyrell Tyson (Post 496008)
Lol Monty, see Vipors reference image, that is how the magic will happen
:bowrofl: @ the magic!

Tyrell Tyson 04-14-2010 09:55 AM
^ LOL read that quote above out of context to this thread haha

Tyrell Tyson 04-14-2010 09:59 AM
BTW who is going to hook me up with an official Poll for this thread?

The people need to know these important answers

^SLAM i figured it out, poll added everyone please add your answers in!

phelan 04-14-2010 11:07 AM
:wtf: :facepalm:

370zFORme!! 04-14-2010 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Scott @ RA (Post 495795)
LOL hahahaha this is hilarious. I love playing the what's you price game and the would you do ___________ for $________



I commend a couple of you who said they probably would...... at least you are honest. LOL
A lot of dudes would just say "No WAY, UHh UHH, hell NO" or "I wouldn't do it for any amount of money" and crap like that.
Honestly, once the money was all right there all right in front of them.... no body probably knows what they would or wouldn't do in that situation if it really came down to it... I mean its easy to say "no way, not me" because it will never ever happen. But things would change if it REALLY came down to it.



As for me..... I would consider it... ONLY if it were A LOT more money. I mean a million isn't really that much money anymore if you think about it. And it would have to be a 100% private matter, and NO body would know about it except me and him, and that would have to be in a contract, and I would HAVE to be the pitcher. So, for me, its a no, especially with TV involved etc. NO WAY, I couldn't live with myself. BUT, if it were privately arranged and a LOT more money. I or anyone else would be a fool to say no.
Just my $.02

So let me get this right, you are saying you are a closet homosexual? Haha jk

kielbasa16 04-14-2010 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by 370Zsteve (Post 495866)
"The Kielbasa Powerhouse"
Has a ring to it!

Jl lE lM 04-14-2010 11:58 AM
Nope, i wouldnt do it. Not even for 1 million.

vipor 04-14-2010 12:07 PM
Not for a mil. And you know the whole simulcast idea would never fly with Tipper Gore around.

2theextreme 04-14-2010 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by vipor (Post 496176)
Not for a mil. And you know the whole simulcast idea would never fly with Tipper Gore around.
PMRC reference.....NICE! :roflpuke2:

XwChriswX 04-14-2010 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by 370zFORme!! (Post 494915)
You cant wash the gay off you know...its sticky :stirthepot:
I thought it was corrosive? That it caused your balls to shrivvel up and fall off? :ugh2:

XwChriswX 04-14-2010 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by 370zFORme!! (Post 496116)
So let me get this right, you are saying you are a closet homosexual? Haha jk
:iagree: +1


But seriously though... Do I actually have to touch him? :ugh2:

Maybe we could work out a deal for some plastic action for say $750k, I could do that...

CruiZe 04-14-2010 05:36 PM
Can I just give him a handjob for $500k?

XwChriswX 04-14-2010 06:20 PM
$50 Investment turns into Millions
 
Here is my plan...


1. Spend $50 for a Fleshlight :twocents:
2. Give said fleshlight to Mr. John :stirthepot:
3. Mr. John learns of this beautiful thing called the Vagina. :eek:
4. Mr. John has sex with a woman, and realizes his calling... :yum:
5. Mr. John thanks me for showing him the way, gives me 50% of his fortune. :happydance:



:tup:

speedoflife 04-14-2010 07:17 PM
I'd just pay some bum $25k to pretend like he's me, slam Johnny boy, and I'd pick up the money.

370zFORme!! 04-14-2010 09:35 PM
Ty man i still cant believe this thread made it past page one, let alone page 5. :tiphat:

Tyrell Tyson 04-14-2010 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by 370zFORme!! (Post 497093)
Ty man i still cant believe this thread made it past page one, let alone page 5. :tiphat:
Haha bro, never underestimate the power of Elton and $1Million cash

I'm thinking we can make this event happen, just need the370z as our sponsor to pay for rubbers, lube and plush toys

At the moment its about half yes half no. We could have a line form in front of Elton and be handing out the cash in suitcases behind him for all the "yes" answers

Tyrell Tyson 04-15-2010 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by speedoflife (Post 496841)
I'd just pay some bum $25k to pretend like he's me, slam Johnny boy, and I'd pick up the money.
Or you could get Frost to do it for free and you get the full $1Mill to yourself

Tyrell Tyson 04-15-2010 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by XwChriswX (Post 496619)
:iagree: +1


But seriously though... Do I actually have to touch him? :ugh2:

Maybe we could work out a deal for some plastic action for say $750k, I could do that...
You can wear 3 rubbers and keep your socks on but there will be P.O.V camera attached to your head so the viewing audience gets the full experience

gumpy 04-15-2010 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Jl lE lM (Post 496166)
Nope, i wouldnt do it. Not even for 1 million.
how about 5 million usd... everyone's got a price...

can you imagine what you could do with 5 million? mind numbing... you could get yourself a new colon to refresh and start life again... and have an aston, ferarri, lambo (for shopping) and a nice house...

fullmonty 04-15-2010 07:33 AM
Just think if you let Elton Butts)(0r you, you and him might fall deeply in love, and live your life happily ever after in an English castle.

bigaudiofanat 04-15-2010 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 497481)
Just think if you let Elton Butts)(0r you, you and him might fall deeply in love, and live your life happily ever after in an English castle.
Um:wtf2:

Push370zzz 04-15-2010 10:33 AM
would it be publicized?

Tyrell Tyson 04-15-2010 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by smashwebs (Post 497654)
would it be publicized?
To quote myself from the first page

You would get $1 Million USD cash untaxed...but it is televised live on the air on every single channel in America and you have to look into his eyes whilst doing it

But if you mean will there be T.V ads and billboards before the event then yes of course

Tyrell Tyson 04-15-2010 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 497481)
Just think if you let Elton Butts)(0r you, you and him might fall deeply in love, and live your life happily ever after in an English castle.
His net worth is estimated to be over $500 Million so that would be a bunch of castles and about 30 Bugatti Veyrons

fullmonty 04-15-2010 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyrell Tyson (Post 497664)
His net worth is estimated to be over $500 Million so that would be a bunch of castles and about 30 Bugatti Veyrons
Tyrell is picturing himself frolicking down a beach hand in hand with Sir Elton

Tyrell Tyson 04-15-2010 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 498052)
Tyrell is picturing himself frolicking down a beach hand in hand with Sir Elton
Fullmonty is closing his eyes picturing real hard, me and Elton frolicking down a beach hand in hand

fullmonty 04-16-2010 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Tyrell Tyson (Post 498496)
Fullmonty is closing his eyes picturing real hard, me and Elton frolicking down a beach hand in hand
^ I fapped

Tyrell Tyson 04-16-2010 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 498658)
^ I fapped
http://memegenerator.net/Foul-Bachel...se-31-tabs.jpg

fullmonty 04-16-2010 10:12 AM
New thread--- Would you have sex with Tyrell for $5?

370Zsteve 04-16-2010 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 498897)
New thread--- Would you have sex with Tyrell for $5?
Do it. It's obvious the guy wants Elton :ugh2:

Tyrell Tyson 04-16-2010 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by 370Zsteve (Post 498908)
Do it. It's obvious the guy wants Elton :ugh2:
Do not want Elton but do want 1Mill

Tyrell Tyson 04-16-2010 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted by fullmonty (Post 498897)
New thread--- Would you have sex with Tyrell for $5?
This thread is bout Elton not me but i am flattered


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