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sweet jesus, what the hell is that?!

Not sure, but I heard it likes to climb into your urethra

Well I hope you killed the damn thing... YOu wouldnt want it climbing into you car and getting in your girls pants.

I don't wear girl's pants!!!!! ... often

looks like a garden spider...

Dude, if that's a garden spider then he's been noshing on some radioactive flies.

That's not a spider, that's a head crab:

http://itscliff.files.wordpress.com/...eadcrab4tx.jpg

Need to get one of these:

hahahaahahahahahha the boss reaction = EPIC!! ahahahaha

i used to work at a rental car company. one day this dude came to return the car. i drove the car to the backlot to give it a wash, so I drove it through the carwash then i saw this f*cking huge 5inch spider on the ceiling of the car staring at me. I opened the car door and jumped out as quick as possible while the car was still going thru the carwash.

I ran inside the office soaking wet, then I heard the dude said if anyone had seen his spider.

You're not living if you haven't been bitten. I've had all those bites. Life is fun if you let it nibble on you.
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I can't believe so many people are that freaked out by spiders and stuff. Seriously.

I lol'd when reading that. :bowrofl:

A few summers ago, my middle son who was probably 4 at the time (I wasn't there) was outside down in Albuquerque and was looking for bugs and 'stuff' in some wood piles. Later, his grandmother found a baby rattler in the tub and called us to ask about it. Apparently, my son had 'smuggled' it into the house which freaked out my wife and MIL when they heard that. It gets funnier.

They asked him how he got it in and why. He stuffed it into his underwear so they wouldn't know about it when he came in to play with it. LOL! That's my boy! Sneaky as ever.

I remember as a kid doing stuff like that, everyone remember those rollie-pollies you played with as a kid? Well imagine if they were huge...and lived in the water.
http://www.mbari.org/news/news_relea...isopod_450.jpg
It would be fun to have a land dwelling one...you could play crochet with one.

This became the creepiest thread on this board.

amazingly enough, that was BEFORE frost got here

Funny Spider Story
 

A while back when I was living on Guam, my buddy Jimmy, me, and three others were out on a hilltop doing some antenna work. Jimmy saw one of the Banana Spiders that are all over Guam crawling across the pavement towards him. He screamed like a girl and leaped into the truck and locked the door. His eyes were as big as saucers. What struck me as the funniest was the locking of the truck door. I didn't stop laughing for about 15 minutes.:icon18:

I guess Archanophobia is real.

Banana Spider
http://davidmichaelkennedy.com/blog/...ana-spider.jpg

:eek: :barf:

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haha :tup: the banana spiders arent that scary.. have you seen the wolf spiders while you were here? their pretty rare but i saw one once it was like the size of my hand.. and it jumps and they are hairy lol.... :eekdance: that **** had me running hella fast hahahah i hate centipedes most of all... ugh super freaking creepy one time i saw a big *** centipedes while i was cleaning my lawn woooo lol i went running super fast grabbed a lighter fluid and set it on fire :tup:

A bold statement.....and I agree!:roflpuke2:

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c'mon, get some vids up! hahahaha

you want me to get a vid of me setting a centipede on fire? LMAO