I bet he smokes a pipe, too. :shakes head:

BTW, there was a thread a while back where a guy found one in his garage and he didn't know wtf to do. He went out with a shotgun and the ******* spider took it from him.

Proof:

http://www.the370z.com/attachments/l...oleshotgun.jpg

BTW, anyone know what the one on the left is? It has 10 legs o.O

Sun spider. It isn't really a spider. It's something straight out of Hell.

Also called a camel spider, those things are freakin' scary. It is an arachnid but not a spider, think of it as a cross between a spider and scorpion.

Those front 2 aren't legs, they are feelers. The other small 2 in the middle near its mouth is what it uses to chop up its food.

Well I'm certainly glad to know that I'm not the only one who can't stand them eight legged demons from hell! So, when I lived in Hawaii, my co-worker was telling me how that morning her husband was showering before work as she was in the kitchen making breakfast. He was washing his hair when he noticed something dark in the middle between the inner curtain and the outer curtain. Not thinking much he just reached and knocked the curtain with the back of his hand. A giant cane spider about the size of your open palm dropped down into the tub at his feet and was all freaking out. His wife said, she heard the scream much like that guy in the movie Home Alone and looked down the hall to see her husband racing out of the bathroom buck nekkid. She said it was about THE MOST hilarious thing she had ever heard and seen until he came back with a shovel and killed it.

I should have never opened this thread. I'm gonna go bug bomb everything now. brb.

I've already had more laughs in this thread than...

Wow.

our boys in afganistan have to deal with those camel spiders, they have a really nasty bite google image camel spider, not for the faint of heart. Apparently when they feel threatened they will scream and then charge at you. Sorry about the pics guys but I couldnt resist. I dont mind spiders for the most part but when they get to a certain size I'll squeal like a little girl with ya.

on the bug related note, I got stung by a wasp this past december in my old car driving to lunch. I felt something on my neck so I just brushed my neck not really thinking about it, next thing I know I have this shooting pain in my neck so this time I really brushed my neck off vigorously. A fing wasp flew off me and onto the passenger side door. I wanted to kill the lil f*cker but he was outta reach so I put the window down and he crawled inside the door. WTF was a wasp doing in my car alive in december?!?!

Well, when I was in the philippines staying with family in a small town I had a REALLY close encounter with a big spider. It all happened when I was half awake in bed, I felt small crawling things all over my arms and just dismissed it as ants. Then about an hr. later woke up and found that I had rolled over and killed a big mom spider carrying its babies on its back :eekdance:....I guess I was in shock cause i just stared at it for like 2 mins before I jumped off the top bunk and took a huge breather outside. Glad I didn't sleep with a black widow :icon14:

I used to have a tarantula as a pet when I was a kid. I loved watching her feed on moths and grub worms. I was sad when she died...

When I moved to New Mexico, I started collecting scorpions to see if they would fight. The biggest scorpions in my area were the whip scorpions. Big, black, and fun to watch.

Now those things I hated when I was in NM. They're a bit freaky.

Those pics are photoshopped. And I'm going to tell myself that until I can sleep again.

Shotgun spider is real.

yikes

how old are you lol

No spider/car experiences yet thankfully, but I've had a bee fly in my window and land on my steering wheel. I pulled over so damned fast haha.

Never had a spider bite or a bee/wasp sting and I don't plan on starting now kthx.

They're definitely creepy, but I like messing with them and watching them. Weird weird "bugs." I don't always kill them, but it's usually easier.

This is by far the funniest thread on this entire site...seriously.

Classic.

http://www.the370z.com/attachment.ph...1&d=1268747516

Maybe this will help everyone. Trust me it's funny.

"For more information on the crack spider's bitch..."

:rofl2::rofl2:

Can't ever go wrong with that video.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...bar_spider.jpg

I am so glad my wife takes care of all those thing around the house... not to much of a spider problem, but the geckos, cool creature, but not around my possessions please.

oo here's a relevant one :excited: :barf:

http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/12...er-Feature.jpg

If this is a black widow the little ones are her kids and they are getting ready to eat her (seriously.. She kills her "man" the little ones eat her alive when they are born).

This thread almost made me drop my droid and run out of my office.

Boogie Boogie! :rofl2:

Not true. The young are cannibals, they eat each other. Only the strongest survive. And it is very rare that a female kills her mate.

Excuse me, I have to go puke now.

Praying Mantis females eat the male afterwards. Maybe that's what you're thinking of.

That's the one that crawled up my leg while I was sleeping!

Hmm I remember reading this somewhere though :P Oh well!

Have fun! xD

aaaaaagh why did i open this thread again now i'm jumpy again

Shelob
 

Unsubscribing, before I lose my lunch.

http://weblog.pell.portland.or.us/~o...rySpider_t.jpg

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I love spiders and snakes! lol. Agreed that this thread is hilarious! I currently have a red haired tarantula and a ball python. If ever interested in snakes ball pythons are great first snakes! Extremely nice and has never struck at me. Spider doesnt like to be held much...but fun to watch it eat!
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/b...3/bpf36-01.jpg
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freak. :shakes head:

Seriously, it really must suck to have sex with a hot chick....then she eats you...

I wouldn't really call a female praying mantis "hot." :ugh2:

lol I should have said "applying to humans" :icon14: Although for some women they do eat up your money :ugh2:

back on topic: For me spiders that are big, slim, and run freakn fast are what I really hate. I could deal with tarantulas even held my friends. Bugger was to lazy to move....

They got some nice big booty though :P