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[travisjb]

a couple for good measure... and by the way, no questions or I'll pull a travis on your a**! lol

Urban Dictionary: travis

"The most badass, awesome, tough, scary, insane, jealous, great, moody, loud, non-sensitive, sexually hungry beast. He is very caring for those close to him, but say one word to him and he will kick your ***. Seriously. Don't mess with this mother fucker. "If you **** with him he'll pull a Travis on you."

"Possessing desirable traits/characteristics to the opposite sex - i.e. Tall, handsome and intelligent. The scale by which other men should be measured. Travis' are known to be manly men. Drinkers of Guinness and fine Scotch. Who needs a liver when you look that good? It's common that a Travis is usually about 175 lbs of pure awesome.

[Jordan777er]

Jordan

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad *** profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.