The new “what did you do to your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXVIII

Spooler

You young gentlemen have no idea. A midlife crisis is not a man's fault. It is the women's fault. Nobody tells you but the oil well runs dry after your wife goes through Menopause. I suggest you get as much as possible before that time comes. I am having to go down to the courthouse tomorrow to file a lien against Puffy Bray. Yes, for lack of payment. All those things that were bought on credit and not paid for. I haven't had any for 5 years. Why give Puffy anymore money, I can just spend it on stuff I want. So, the midlife crisis of a man is actually a lack of nookie crisis. Enjoy your time before then and waller in the nookie because at some point the well will run dry.