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Zingston 11-30-2020 07:52 PM
[QUOTE=Spoiler;3974002]Not trying to be a smart azz, but I am confused about this... Are you saying you haven’t had pussy in 5 years, or you haven’t had credit in 5 years?

:ugh2:[/QUOTE



:ugh: Puffy Bray... wtf???

Spooler 11-30-2020 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3974002)
Not trying to be a smart azz, but I am confused about this... Are you saying you haven’t had pussy in 5 years, or you haven’t had credit in 5 years?

And who is this “Puffy Bray”? Is that the secret code word for your weiner?

I guess I just am having trouble following along tonight...

:ugh2:

.
.
That is my wife's pet name for her stuff. LOL Puffy has ran out of credit.

eastwest2300 11-30-2020 08:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3974009)
That is my wife's pet name for her stuff. LOL Puffy has ran out of credit.
:ugh2:

eastwest2300 11-30-2020 08:04 PM
duudes.

:hello:

Zingston 11-30-2020 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3974009)
That is my wife's pet name for her stuff. LOL Puffy has ran out of credit.



Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.



Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.

Spoiler 11-30-2020 08:08 PM
I re-read that post again, and I do understando the part about “waller in the nookie” though.

Kinda like a big shot that’s doing well
in life...a Baller

So I guess if some guy is “doing well” with
the ladies he is... a Waller

Waller, Waller, Waller... :ughdance:

eastwest2300 11-30-2020 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3974013)
I re-read that post again, and I do understand the part about “waller in the nookie” though.

Waller, Waller, Waller...
:p

madwi 11-30-2020 08:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3973991)
You young gentlemen have no idea. A midlife crisis is not a man's fault. It is the women's fault. Nobody tells you but the oil well runs dry after your wife goes through Menopause. I suggest you get as much as possible before that time comes. I am having to go down to the courthouse tomorrow to file a lien against Puffy Bray. Yes, for lack of payment. All those things that were bought on credit and not paid for. I haven't had any for 5 years. Why give Puffy anymore money, I can just spend it on stuff I want. So, the midlife crisis of a man is actually a lack of nookie crisis. Enjoy your time before then and waller in the nookie because at some point the well will run dry.
You just gotta get inventive!
https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Pers.../dp/B07FMGNV51

madwi 11-30-2020 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3974012)
Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.



Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.
:iagree:

eastwest2300 11-30-2020 08:33 PM
kin folk, kin folk.

madwi 11-30-2020 08:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3974022)
kin folk, kin folk.
Whats up, man?

Spoiler 11-30-2020 08:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3974012)
Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.
Zingy, you are such a Waller... :icon18:

redondoaveb 11-30-2020 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3974012)
Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.



Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.
And you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay them to leave. :tup:

eastwest2300 11-30-2020 08:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3974023)
Whats up, man?
man, i spent $125 on wayfair today...:icon14:

eastwest2300 11-30-2020 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3974025)
And you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay them to leave. :tup:
:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

Spooler 11-30-2020 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3974012)
Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.



Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.
When the right one sneaks' up on you, you are done. Besides, Wife and I are best friends. More to it than just getting laid. LOL All that was supposed to be a joke. My wife read it and laughed like crazy. She thought it was hilarious.

BoneZ 11-30-2020 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3974012)
Yeah.... right.... I should have known that.







Well, I'm sticking with just staying single. Besides hookers are cheaper and never experience menopause.
Might as well. You pay for it one way or the other.

eastwest2300 11-30-2020 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3974033)
Might as well. You pay for it one way or the other.
kin folk, kin folk.:hello::hello::hello:

Zingston 11-30-2020 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3974033)
Might as well. You pay for it one way or the other.


:icon17:

BoneZ 11-30-2020 09:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3974034)
kin folk, kin folk.:hello::hello::hello:
Hiya

Rusty 11-30-2020 09:10 PM
Waller, Waller, Waller. Reps. :tiphat:

redondoaveb 11-30-2020 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3974031)
When the right one sneaks' up on you, you are done. Besides, Wife and I are best friends. More to it than just getting laid. LOL All that was supposed to be a joke. My wife read it and laughed like crazy. She thought it was hilarious.
She's laughing now, you might want to sleep with one eye open :rofl2:

Rusty 11-30-2020 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3974039)
She's laughing now, you might want to sleep with one eye open :rofl2:
Lorena Bobbitt comes to mind. :eek:

Zingston 11-30-2020 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3974042)
Lorena Bobbitt comes to mind. :eek:


:eek: is right!!!

eastwest2300 11-30-2020 09:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3974036)
Hiya
what it do a kin folk?

eastwest2300 11-30-2020 09:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3974039)
She's laughing now, you might want to sleep with one eye open :rofl2:
:icon14::icon14:

eastwest2300 11-30-2020 09:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3974042)
Lorena Bobbitt comes to mind. :eek:
:ugh2:

Spooler 11-30-2020 09:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3974039)
She's laughing now, you might want to sleep with one eye open :rofl2:
My wife is all too familiar with my silliness. LOL, she knows what she got in too...

eastwest2300 11-30-2020 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3974050)
My wife is all too familiar with my silliness. LOL, she knows what she got in too...
:p

Spooler 11-30-2020 09:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3974042)
Lorena Bobbitt comes to mind. :eek:
Nah, not happening.

BettyZ 11-30-2020 11:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3974039)
She's laughing now, you might want to sleep with one eye open :rofl2:
Spool be cringe-walking around town tomorrow, everyone calling him Stumpy. :wtf2:

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BettyZ 11-30-2020 11:41 PM
Bill, please tell your better half that the holiday card was lovely and much appreciated! It is on the frig.

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Rusty 11-30-2020 11:45 PM
Looked outside. Well...........the ground and everything else is white.

madwi 12-01-2020 12:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3974058)
Bill, please tell your better half that the holiday card was lovely and much appreciated! It is on the frig.

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Yep, sitting on the kitchen island.

madwi 12-01-2020 12:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3974059)
Looked outside. Well...........the ground and everything else is white.
We had a bit the other day. Glad it didnt stick around.
https://i.imgur.com/NRfoAm2l.jpg

madwi 12-01-2020 12:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3973879)
morning :hello:

first 2 days of hunting report: saw a ton of deer.....none worth shooting though.

pouring rain today so working, but it's turning to snow later so thats a big bonus.
Little spike parked next to me at the gas station on the way into work tonight.
https://i.imgur.com/RSiid12l.jpg

BettyZ 12-01-2020 12:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3974063)
Little spike parked next to me at the gas station on the way into work tonight.
https://i.imgur.com/RSiid12l.jpg
Just like EW and his prom date!

jchammond 12-01-2020 01:47 AM
T-193

jchammond 12-01-2020 04:07 AM
T-53 & almost getting up late :ugh2:

jchammond 12-01-2020 04:24 AM
Just now about to pour up my morning mud :icon14:
Alarm is about to go off :shakes head:


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