Brother, those are harsh words from someone who hasn't seen a vagina since the day he came out of one. :shakes head:

But when you live in the city you get to fck with the azzholes :D

I remember a trip to NYC when I was in middle school (so 1992ish) the teacher told us not to make eye contact with people on the sidewalk. Kid had already been mugged in the airport when we arrived and lost nearly $1K in spending cash - lol serves him right, privileged fckr. My parents sent me with $40 spending cash for the trip :icon17:
Anyway, I took that as a challenge. Even got one guy to say "fùck you" to me as we passed simply because I was smiling and staring at him with such an on-top-of-the-world-shìt-eating-grin. Teacher grabbed my arm and quickly pulled me away as I responded with "have a nice day". To this day it tickles me how shitty that guy's life much have been to just blurt out like that to a 12 year old :rofl2:

Nowadays, I look for the azzhole glued to their phone. Line myself up with them and stop 10 ft in front of them and brace for impact. Best case scenario is I have something to drop so I can just give them that much more shìt about paying attention to where they are walking. Or they just fall over from the impact (haven't done that one in a while :()

I think the Nobel prize is a joke tbh

Obama received it 8 months into his first term.

Dubya was nominated before he was sworn in. FFS Yasser Arafat and Shimon Perez won it (look how that turned out)who would get the posthumous award? Adolf Hitler? Pol Pot? Robert Mugabe?

Years to come, when I’m hopefully old
And driving a Honda. I hope I can look back and say thank you to you all. Helped keep me sane ish


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South Florida. The Cubans call that North Cuba. Ever been through Little Havana? Got some great food. :yum: But Spanish better be your first languish.

a comeback :rock:


... finally :rolleyes:

Paying bills tonight. :icon14: Or as it is called, Exchange day, or 'pay this mofo, and pay that mofo".

Just tell them you can't pay. I'm getting a lot of messages from my creditors telling me I don't have to pay if I can't. I guess it's good that I can pay. But I'd rather tell them to fck off lol

Glad I am not the only one who turns into an Azzhole when paying bills. :rofl2:

Glad I’m not the only one


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Not bad for a 27 year old interior


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Ohhhh.....I'm grumpy paying bills. Don't look forward to it. But after, and seeing how much money is left over. I'm a happy jack. :tup: Did manage to pay off 2 credit cards tonight. :tup:

I will say one thing. It’s great having a new excuse.... Coronavirus


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Even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while.

:werd:

Dirty Kyle


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Yea........go ahead and slap her in the face with it. :nutswinger:

How come Im always one even if not paying bills..maybe Im naturally handsome.

Is EW having PMS today mrs Betty?

JC good morning!

Is the ArK almost done?

Don’t forget I have a buffoon riding with me my friend Spoiler.

Well because Spooler is the type that only a mother would love..he has to stick it out with one employer that can tolerate him for 20 years!

A red neck once called me you azzhole city Slickers!

As I walk away from his property left the barn gates open and let loose 2 of his horses!


Revenge is sweet sometimes!

:ugh:

Morning Zoren :hello:

Sshhh you can’t use the word redneck anymore. It’s as offensive as the word pikey in the UK (Watch the film snatch)


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Oh I love Snatch watched it 3x already!

I’m a RedNeck Country Boy :tiphat:

Going to help load forklift a little later this morning & bring home, hopefully by Sunday evening the lift & front roll up door will be in place :tup:

I ******* hate pikeys


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I really like that. You aren’t going to go all Amish on us are you?

Is it really uncouth to sit outside and use Launch Control?


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I’ll add the link. Will upload a low budget Brit Flick of some blokes going away for a weekend to do paintball. It wasn’t supposed to be a comedy


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What’s a Pikey ? :confused:

That’s because nobody sits back there :rofl2:

I did when we picked it up


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Gonna sit back & read up on the door installation :ugh2:

:hello: Morning Folks

Getting excited :excited:

Hopefully the rain will stay away for a few days & I can get the roof underlay put down :ugh2:
Gotta still finish the eaves & both sides at top :icon14:

I know after the lift is mounted, I’ll be ready to put some fire in the wire :eek:

Beautiful JC I wish Im skilled as your hands!

My hands are skilled in other stuff!:ugh2:

Pikey is Brad Pitt at the movie “Snatch” he is the typical brit red neck in the movie who makes money doing bear knuckle fist fight.


Brick is the mobster character at the movie snatch...don't cross him otherwise he would feed you to his pigs

Did you crap on the seats on your way home? Lol

Going out and get dunkin coffee as you dont make the pot anymore!

T-5