JC must have passed out on his “divan”

No doubt watching dead cowboys on black and white movies

Probably laying there right now with a half ate Wendys double hanging out of his mouth...

Drooling all over his custom embroidered Snap-On Tools housecoat

I heard you get those for free when you but $100,000 worth of tools... :icon17:

I guess at $200,000 you get a sexy Snap-On nightgown for your old lady.

Snap-On has never had to give one of those out though, because most “toolies” don't have a wife if they spend that much money on tools... :shakes head:

T-120

I had some good fortune yesterday....

Yup, about 8 o’clock I was looking in the fridge checking inventory of the pork’us and found out we was out...

After my initial gasp and grabbing of my chest, I slipped my red shoes on and headed over to the store.

Turns out bacon was on sale

So I loaded up a buggy, slap azz full to the top

Uh, and what was the good fortune, you ask....

The wheels on the buggy didn't break under the load... was what I consider to be the fortunate part