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Zoren 370 03-17-2020 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3916101)
I just remembered I'm 40 pounds overweight. No grocery store needed :tup:

What no kidding 40lbs? See that happened to me when I worked for 2 years at home from 150lbs blew up to 210lbs.
And Im only 4’11”

Drinking soda, munching chips and watching porn on my breaks!

Im not gonna do that again.

Zingston 03-17-2020 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3916111)
What no kidding 40lbs? See that happened to me when I worked for 2 years at home from 150lbs blew up to 210lbs.
And Im only 4’11”

Drinking soda, munching chips and watching porn on my breaks!

Im not gonna do that again.


Yeah... I'm not buying it. I'm guessing you'll continue the porn thing for sure!

FPenvy 03-17-2020 01:24 PM
sooooo found out im technically not on a "contract" i have no set end date at work.

so i can be done at any time but will get a 3 week notice then my separation check.

hmmm maybe exhaust still has a chance but with virus making job market seem dead think i should still hold off.

Zoren 370 03-17-2020 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3916113)
Yeah... I'm not buying it. I'm guessing you'll continue the porn thing for sure!

Your not getting my point Zington. Certainly I would never stop porn..I was even watching porn on a stop light when I was rear end and totaled my car.


But you missed something about my height Im only 4’ feet but 11” long down there.

I can even do a one point stand with both feet and arms off the ground! :tup:

Ask Spoiler he has a picture of me wearing a cowboy suit with my donkey!

madwi 03-17-2020 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3916040)
Madwi, I've seen pictures.... are you sure you could make it around the block running? It might have a bad outcome....:eekdance:


Stick to the sauna suit.....:wtf2:
yeah man, I move surprisingly fast for a fat man. I can make it around the block. :tup:

Rusty 03-17-2020 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3916104)
:bowrofl:

i got on the scale with clothes this weekend......150.9 lol
Fvkin' lightweight. :shakes head: If I was that light. I would be just a pile of bones with some of the bones missing.

Zoren 370 03-17-2020 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3916117)
yeah man, I move surprisingly fast for a fat man. I can make it around the block. :tup:
Yeah because I just installed a twin turbo in your rectum when you had your appointment with me last year!

How much fart psi are you running now?

Zoren 370 03-17-2020 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3916120)
Fvkin' lightweight. :shakes head: If I was that light. I would be just a pile of bones with some of the bones missing.
Rusty that is actually expected with FP he only has one scrotum to begin with.. thus the light weight.

Rusty 03-17-2020 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3916117)
yeah man, I move surprisingly fast for a fat man. I can make it around the block. :tup:
I don't know. It was a tight squeeze under JL's Z for you. You had trouble getting under it. :rofl2:

Zoren 370 03-17-2020 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3916120)
Fvkin' lightweight. :shakes head: If I was that light. I would be just a pile of bones with some of the bones missing.
Yeah with your bonner missing you will be that light! That alone weighs a ton if Im not mistaken. :ugh2:

FPenvy 03-17-2020 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3916120)
Fvkin' lightweight. :shakes head: If I was that light. I would be just a pile of bones with some of the bones missing.
trying to be slightly fit lol

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3916123)
Rusty that is actually expected with FP he only has one scrotum to begin with.. thus the light weight.
about the heaviest part on me :bowrofl:

madwi 03-17-2020 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3916124)
I don't know. It was a tight squeeze under JL's Z for you. You had trouble getting under it. :rofl2:
yeah, I did almost pierce my nipples a couple times on safety wire crawling in and out. :ugh2:

asht 03-17-2020 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3916098)
i just remembered i got like 100lbs of deer meat in my freezer. no grocery store needed lol


Can I send you my address? Love Venison


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asht 03-17-2020 02:44 PM
I lost 70 pounds in a year. Feel much healthier.

Lost over a thousand in a strip club, did not feel healthier


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FPenvy 03-17-2020 02:45 PM
The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXV
 
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Originally Posted by asht (Post 3916133)
Can I send you my address? Love Venison


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might be cheaper for me to just fly over and kill one for you right now lol

not gonna lie i had to google what deer are even in the UK and now i kinda wanna come over lol racks on the red deer look amazing. one of those on the mantle would be awesome.

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