In my office.

Why won’t they let you work on the first shift like the real people?

Did you make someone mad?

Good Wednesday Morning All. Heavy rain set for this morning with a chance of severe weather. :eek: Not much on list for today. Finishing up coffee then off to gym to get ahead of the rain. Have a good one guys and be safe out there!! :tup:

Dont you dare put ideas into their heads! I love nightshift. I do not want to leave this shift. Them crazy daywalkers that enjoy the sun are not to be trusted. Shifty looks about them. Sadly, the times are already shifting and forces are working against me to have it dark when I go in and dark on my way home. They do crap like daylight savings and force me to go out and squint my eyes in the sun, running the risk of spontaneously combusting from them deadly cosmic rays! To this I say NO! We will not enjoy the sun and its evil ways! Nightshift forever! :rock:
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Oh, so you did you did pizz someone off... I kinda figured you had.

Probably. After my first review with new big big boss, he noted my love for the F bomb. I thought I was being very restrained with it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah, it’s not nice to have a potty mouth at work...

I got caught looking up a co-workers skirt once. That review didn’t go well either

T-10

Depends on the shift! Nightshift... Motherfuckingpieceofshit<clinical device name>Ihopeyoufuckingdieyourfathersmeltofelderberri es!
That is all in one breath by the way.

Dayshift- Hold on one second, the machine is acting up.

Hmmm, wonder where JC is at?

Maybe he had a long night wrestling with one of his “fives” again last night...

I understand and I have certainly let some colorful language out at inappropriate times.....

But I’m starting to wonder now if that’s why EW moved away... he prolly didn’t want to get caught up in all that filthy language lifestyle... you know, the two of you guys rolling in your Zs and flashing them upstate Michigan gang signs. Always being just one step ahead of the law...

Miami is probably a better place for him.... safer

Uh... I guess I should probably change the subject... maybe it still hurts to talk about him...

I’m sorry

Back to the bacon again... :yum::yum::yum:

He was always cramping my style. I'd flash the M.L.P. (Michigan Lower Pennisula) sign at someone and he'd get all scared. Wondering why the AR and mini-14 was leaning against the wall in the garage. Try to start a brawl with some Ohio morons and he was nowhere to be found when it came to punches! :shakes head:

It is ok, I have a good therapist.