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Spoiler 04-06-2020 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3921980)
Arguably, the entirety of Judaism is at least pork-adjacent given the views on diet!

Well then if that is what its about.... I guess I can mass-debate with you guys.

(Uh, I don’t have to sit on that pop case in the middle again do I?...)

BettyZ 04-06-2020 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3921976)
The gift is not of this world and God doesn't guarantee protection from evil or harm on earth!

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Aka keep wearing your dental dam, Jarbooboo.

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JARblue 04-06-2020 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3921987)
Aka keep wearing your dental dam, Jarbooboo

But what if the gift is a form of space herpes? :icon08:

JLarson 04-06-2020 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3921989)
But what if the gift is a form of space herpes? :icon08:

In that case, it's a punishment for you and a gift for the rest of us.

Spooler 04-06-2020 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3921973)
:tiphat:

I don't have any questions for God where the answer won't trigger a hundred more questions. As an infinitesimally small being in an infinitely large universe, that endeavor seems pointless. Chances are I wouldn't be able to understand the answer anyway. I've got other priorities in this lifetime than worrying about shìt I have no control over.

All I want from my deity is a little consistency ;)

Keep asking why and you will find out. Ask me how I know. It may not be the answer you are looking for.

JARblue 04-06-2020 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3921979)
Yes. Satan stated that job is only righteous because of the things god give job for being so. Job thought that by appeasing god (as opposed to being WITH God), he received all the riches. God allowed satan to take away all of jobs blessings. That was the main theme of the book of job.

I like it when people state things in a logical and sensible manner. Unfortunately, you just ruined the discussion. It's funny how many people don't understand the true meaning of the Book of Job. I just like arguing the semantics of God's behavior in the book cause I'm a trollololol. Completely unrelated to the book's motif ;)

bunk 04-06-2020 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3921995)
I like it when people state things in a logical and sensible manner. Unfortunately, you just ruined the discussion. It's funny how many people don't understand the true meaning of the Book of Job. I just like arguing the semantics of God's behavior in the book cause I'm a trollololol. Completely unrelated to the book's motif ;)

If you read and follow the chapters youll understand. :icon14:

JARblue 04-06-2020 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3921992)
In that case, it's a punishment for you and a gift for the rest of us.

Says you. Space herpes could be a symbiotic viral infection that actually improves physical and mental acuity. You don't know :p

bunk 04-06-2020 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3921998)
Says you. Space heroes could be a symbiotic viral infection that actually improves physical and mental acuity. You don't know :p

BTW, LA Mayor is giving an undisclosed reward for people who snitch on "non essential" businesses being open. Could be your side hustle! :rofl2:

JARblue 04-06-2020 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3921997)
If you read and follow the chapters youll understand. :icon14:

I don't think you understood my post :icon14:

I have read it and I do understand. You ruined our discussion here by making a logical point and not sticking with non-sequiturs :mad: :icon17:

-ZS-Carpenter 04-06-2020 12:16 PM

Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan.
Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns.
And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever.

Ramen.

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bunk 04-06-2020 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3922002)
I don't think you understood my post :icon14:

I have read it and I do understand. You ruined our discussion here by making a logical point and not sticking with non-sequiturs :mad: :icon17:

My reading is not fundamental. :ugh2:

JARblue 04-06-2020 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by -ZS-Carpenter (Post 3922003)
Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan.
Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns.
And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever.

Ramen.

Brilliant :bowrofl:


Though I feel like it should probably be bay leaf singular. But whatever. Hilarious either way :rofl2:

JARblue 04-06-2020 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3922004)
My reading is not fundamental. :ugh2:

Don't short yourself like that. I'm sure it is better than most Facebook users :tup:

bunk 04-06-2020 01:50 PM

I just scored a couple N95 masks from work.. woo!

Spoiler 04-06-2020 01:52 PM

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UPDATE... Just heard from JC... slight problem, the load shifted a bit and he had to pull over and rearrange a few things... But he is bringing it home still...

Zoren 370 04-06-2020 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3921977)
I thought one of the gifts was this world. How could this world not be of this world? :confused: :icon17:

If only God gifted me with a big hand like Hotrod!

Then I’ll be dancing for joy! Porn industry here I come!

Spoiler 04-06-2020 02:10 PM

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Uh... hold on..hold on... JC just called me again.... slight change of plans...

Yup, you guessed it... he met a lady who apparently needs her Chevy Vega fixed but has no money.. ;)

He couldn't quite hear me when I asked him for some details, but it sounded like he said something about strange stuff...

Oh well, I guess he won’t be getting back home tonight... but I’m happy for our old Hillbilly Hound Dog just the same.

Zoren 370 04-06-2020 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3921985)
Job did not sin from his lips.....

This shows that even though he didnt speak badly of God, his heart was was leaning the other way.

You can be right Bunk anyway he is only human, subjected to reasons...one way or another his heart and mind wanted to curse God but he knows better.

He still stayed obedient and praised God! Thats was the lesson of the story.

Even Jesus Christ tried to argue with God while he prayed mercy for him not be crucified and suffer a horrible death...he pleaded so hard even the bible exaggerated that Jesus sweated with blood pleading God to show mercy on him.

But in the end Jesus said....Thy will be done!

Obedience and the purity of heart...Matters most in His book.
Not by good works...remember that brother.

Spoiler 04-06-2020 02:15 PM

I am amused that all of you boys are talking about all of this religious/morality stuff because I may be the only one on here that actually is a man of the cloth...

That’s right... Reverend Spoiler...

(Only a few on here actually know about that... :tiphat:)

JARblue 04-06-2020 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3922036)
I am amused that all of you boys are talking about all of this religious/morality stuff because I may be the only one on here that actually is a man of the cloth...

That’s right... Reverend Spoiler...

(Only a few on here actually know about that... :tiphat:)

Almost time for a new thread, Reverend :tup:

Spoiler 04-06-2020 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3922037)
Almost time for a new thread, Reverend :tup:

Yup, and I am praying for it... and if anyone of you is interested, there is going to be a “Love Offering” out in the back of the church bus later tonight... You might say, “a laying on of the hands”...

-Rev Spoiler

jchammond 04-06-2020 02:33 PM

Home :icon14:

Nearly 10hrs & 515mi. :ugh2:

Spoiler 04-06-2020 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3922039)
Home :icon14:

Nearly 10hrs & 515mi. :ugh2:

Well I guess that “Strange Stuff” only took a few minutes... :inoutroflpuke:

Glad for you anyhow...

jchammond 04-06-2020 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3922033)
Uh... hold on..hold on... JC just called me again.... slight change of plans...

Yup, you guessed it... he met a lady who apparently needs her Chevy Vega fixed but has no money.. ;)

He couldn't quite hear me when I asked him for some details, but it sounded like he said something about strange stuff...

Oh well, I guess he won’t be getting back home tonight... but I’m happy for our old Hillbilly Hound Dog just the same.

Keep telling them lies & you’ll pee in the bed :shakes head:

Zoren 370 04-06-2020 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3922036)
I am amused that all of you boys are talking about all of this religious/morality stuff because I may be the only one on here that actually is a man of the cloth...

That’s right... Reverend Spoiler...

(Only a few on here actually know about that... :tiphat:)


Ah yes reverend Spoiler I need some cleansing of my mouth and the other hole!
When can I see you for cleansing?

Please Reverend! :rolleyes:

jchammond 04-06-2020 02:38 PM

Old Blazer flipped over 343k

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jchammond 04-06-2020 02:39 PM

About to get a snack & then a timeout :tiphat:

JARblue 04-06-2020 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3922044)
Old Blazer flipped over 343k

She looks pretty good considering you flipped her over :tup:

jchammond 04-06-2020 02:53 PM

Look at this Fruitcake in the background; appears to be trying to cast a Spell on me

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BoneZ 04-06-2020 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3922048)
Look at this Fruitcake in the background; appears to be trying to cast a Spell on me

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Had my gloves on to prevent the spread of CAVID-20, the Carolina Virus.

asht 04-06-2020 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BoneZ (Post 3922062)
Had my gloves on to prevent the spread of CAVID-20, the Carolina Virus.


Carolina has done enough to rape my ***. It’s called Carolina Reaper


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Rusty 04-06-2020 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3921927)
Update on JC. He was just seen in rural GA. He’s got his stuff loaded on and is about to start steering it back home now...

That was a Nissan Hardbody. :rofl2:

Rusty 04-06-2020 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3921914)
Rusty,

Say Happy Birthday to Chris for both Mrs Spoiler and I.

She must be quite excited. Today must make her old enough to buy beer finally..

-Spoiler

She told me to tell everyone Thank you. :tiphat:

She got a laugh about the beer.

Rusty 04-06-2020 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3921935)
I have the perfect solution for your issue, especially now that you live in FLA: Pomelo. Try eating one or two a day for a week and see if that doesnt help.


:yum::tiphat::icon17:

Better yet. Just eat a couple of M80's. And wait for the BOOM.

Rusty 04-06-2020 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3921937)
religious references flying around?........

:wtf2:

Better go and hide. The last thing you need is holy water.

Rusty 04-06-2020 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3921950)
Another update on JC... Eastbound and down....

Now he's driving a Dodge. :driving:

Zoren 370 04-06-2020 03:49 PM

MeLord Rusty send my warmest Happy Birthday to your lovely wife Chris!

Tell her this day reminds her of the years she had to put up with you!! Lol

Rusty 04-06-2020 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3921975)
I’m not sure what was being mass-debated about this time... I only pay attention when its pork related...

:tup:

Worship at the altar of pork.

Rusty 04-06-2020 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3921978)
Just heard from JC again, he is still making progress homeward...

Now he's driving a Cheby.


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