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Zoren 370 03-23-2020 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917616)
Love you too..........from a safe distance...........like 1,200 miles..............which might not be far enough............
You both get a room for heaven sake keep this thread general patronage!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Spooler 03-23-2020 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3917604)
You way down there in the boonies where banjos play. :icon17:
By the way, We can do VILTE calls. What is that? That is a 4G call with voice and video over our mobile phone. It's an Advanced 4G feature. We have had it for over 2 years. The era of the Jetson's is here. Been here...

Zoren 370 03-23-2020 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917618)
Those people have no idea on what year or how many miles on my vehicles. The last time they called about the '13 Grand Cherokee. They asked about my '15. I told them it was a '19 with 200,000 miles on it. They hung up. :rofl2: If you tell them that your vehicle has over 200,000 miles. Most times they will hang up on you.

Did your Indian life insurance agent hang up on you too. When you told them your real age? :rolleyes:

Rusty 03-23-2020 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3917631)
Gov. Whitmer just sent out warning on travel ban. Stay the **** home. go out only to get medications, groceries or emergency medical services.
Your turn. :rofl2:

Rusty 03-23-2020 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917642)
You both get a room for heaven sake keep this thread general patronage!:rolleyes::rolleyes:
Go back into your bathroom with the sticky paged NatGeo and the extra large bottle of hand lotion, and lock the door. And please don't make any grunting noises.

Zoren 370 03-23-2020 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3917631)
Gov. Whitmer just sent out warning on travel ban. Stay the **** home. go out only to get medications, groceries or emergency medical services.
Is getting escort services considered emergency medical services?
You know I need assistance when I walk...you know escort?:leghump::leghump:

Rusty 03-23-2020 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917644)
Did your Indian life insurance agent hang up on you too. When you told them your real age? :rolleyes:
No, I told him that I was 14 and a trust fund baby. He tried to sell me a 5 million dollar policy for 10.99 a month. :icon14:

Zoren 370 03-23-2020 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917649)
Go back into your bathroom with the sticky paged NatGeo and the extra large bottle of hand lotion, and lock the door. And please don't make any grunting noises.

:icon17::icon17:

Zoren 370 03-23-2020 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917653)
No, I told him that I was 14 and a trust fund baby. He tried to sell me a 5 million dollar policy for 10.99 a month. :icon14:
That’s illegal man soliciting money from minors!!!

Those red dot heads!!! Ok I dare anyone calls me racist is Gay!!! Lol

Rusty 03-23-2020 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917652)
Is getting escort services considered emergency medical services?
You know I need assistance when I walk...you know escort?:leghump::leghump:
An escort under arm each ain't happening for you. You're too short. Unless they're midgets.

Zoren 370 03-23-2020 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917656)
An escort under arm each ain't happening for you. You're too short. Unless they're midgets.
Thats a very nice come back for an old man like you!!! :tup::tup:

You made me laugh hard!!!

Attachment 141597

Rusty 03-23-2020 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917655)
That’s illegal man soliciting money from minors!!!

Those red dot heads!!! Ok I dare anyone calls me racist is Gay!!! Lol
Years ago. I worked for a company called AquaTech. The company was owned by Hindu's. The owners wife had the red dot. We used to call that a reset button. :rofl2: That was a strange place to work at. :icon14:

Rusty 03-23-2020 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917657)
Thats a very nice come back for an old man like you!!! :tup::tup:

You made me laugh hard!!!

Attachment 141597
Looks like you got dice for teeth. :icon14:

Zingston 03-23-2020 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917657)
Thats a very nice come back for an old man like you!!! :tup::tup:

You made me laugh hard!!!

Attachment 141597



Cool. His teeth fit like tetris. :icon17:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917616)
Love you too..........from a safe distance...........like 1,200 miles..............which might not be far enough............
:ugh2:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917617)
Going to be a hound dog on a stolen TP case?
:icon08:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3917626)
Dog just hit the deck and went for cover under the bed :icon17:
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3917630)
Sounds like he is going to be the hounddog on the Hand Sanitizer and N95 mask hoarding cases after watching Mr. Barr. All I got to say is, Go get them MFer's EW. Make sure you let out some rounchy gas and make them pay even more.
:icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14::icon14:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3917631)
Gov. Whitmer just sent out warning on travel ban. Stay the **** home. go out only to get medications, groceries or emergency medical services.
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

duudes.

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917642)
You both get a room for heaven sake keep this thread general patronage!:rolleyes::rolleyes:
:mad:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:42 PM
painus?

:ugh:

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 08:43 PM
:icon08:

vtec to vvel 03-23-2020 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917557)
Wait you say Betty is a He?

He is a trannygender too?

First I taught Zington is a she until his snake got loose tucked in between his butt cheeks!

I ran as fast as I can like a Covid 19 chasing me!

Way ahead of ya lol between BettyZ and MZDaisy and Zingston :wtf2:

Zoren 370 03-23-2020 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3917677)
Way ahead of ya lol between BettyZ and MZDaisy and Zingston :wtf2:
MZDaisy..??? you mean there is another one?
Haven’t met her ...err...him yet!

Zingston 03-23-2020 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917681)
MZDaisy..??? you mean there is another one?
Haven’t met her ...err...him yet!

Huge boobs, long hair, pretty face, huge kok... go figure. :icon14:

Zoren 370 03-23-2020 10:26 PM
EW who has higher rep power between you and Onzedge?

Where is that other old pervert?

I like most of his NSFW threads!

Because of him I paid $20 bucks to be premium going 4 or 5 years now.

Zoren 370 03-23-2020 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3917682)
Huge boobs, long hair, pretty face, huge kok... go figure. :icon14:
You mean she/he has a huge chocker??? yayks!!!

eastwest2300 03-23-2020 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917683)
EW who has higher rep power between you and Onzedge?
Mr. Onze, is the rep king!

EW is a loser!

Spoiler 03-24-2020 02:01 AM
Morning all you sleepy heads

madwi 03-24-2020 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3917652)
Is getting escort services considered emergency medical services?
You know I need assistance when I walk...you know escort?:leghump::leghump:
In the Netherlands it is considered basic human rights to have access to sex care. Mentally and physically disabled people can get the hookup through the govt. As for emergency service, you might be able to argue that.

jchammond 03-24-2020 04:57 AM
T-3

jchammond 03-24-2020 04:59 AM
Came home last night; ate & fell asleep before picking up the pad :ugh2:

jchammond 03-24-2020 05:00 AM
It’s Spoiler’s bacon time :vuvuzela:

God-Speed 03-24-2020 05:14 AM
Good Tuesday Morning All. Well we made it through Monday!! Partly cloudy this morning with sun in the afternoon and a high of 90* with 0% chance of rain. Going to tackle the backyard today. :eek: Coffee for now and working out. Have a good one guys stay safe and keep washing those hands!! :tup:

jchammond 03-24-2020 05:17 AM
Got cool in the house last night; had the african pulled over my head :ugh2:

jchammond 03-24-2020 05:18 AM
:hello: Morning Folks, gonna catched up on what I missed :nutswinger:

jchammond 03-24-2020 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917658)
Years ago. I worked for a company called AquaTech. The company was owned by Hindu's. The owners wife had the red dot. We used to call that a reset button. :rofl2: That was a strange place to work at. :icon14:
I’ve seen red dots on the forehead & towels wrapped on top of the head :ugh2:
I thought that ment Push-Start & Pull-Start :wtf2:

jchammond 03-24-2020 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3917659)
Looks like you got dice for teeth. :icon14:
I have one more t get put in & hopefully I’m done for a while :ugh2:
I hate the dentist & that monthly payment draft is like :eek: :icon14:

jchammond 03-24-2020 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3917677)
Way ahead of ya lol between BettyZ and MZDaisy and Zingston :wtf2:

Here they are :eek:

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...09ce0e961f.jpg



Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

jchammond 03-24-2020 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3917601)
Just in case they start having these things parked around the city... :icon17:
https://i.imgur.com/YRfaLfB.jpg
Our Sheriff department has an MWAP, or something like that :ugh2:
They occasionally get the transfer case in neutral & wonder why it doesn’t move :rofl2:


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