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Zoren 370 03-16-2020 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3915620)
You still haven't learned about Betty.........cough.......cough......trans....coug h......gendered.......cough....cough....

Hey now watch your language. Im a/t tranny every full moon.

Rusty 03-16-2020 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3915622)
…...I knew it!!!!!

I went to the strip club and thought I was really vibing with one of the dancers by talking about Z's (she had one and she named her's Betty)……...and then happened to notice a choker, followed by a bulge on her neck in what appeared to be an Adam's apple....:ugh2:

Yep..........and a 5 o:clock shadow too.

Rusty 03-16-2020 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoren 370 (Post 3915627)
Hey now watch your language. Im a/t tranny every full moon.

We ALL know about you......................:eek:

Rusty 03-16-2020 12:14 AM

:werd:

Sugar Cookie

:tiphat:


Sugar cookies on the beach. :icon23:

I want to see if asht can figure this out. :rofl2:

Zoren 370 03-16-2020 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3915630)
:werd:

Sugar Cookie

:tiphat:


Sugar cookies on the beach. :icon23:

I want to see if asht can figure this out. :rofl2:


Oh most definitely she will as she likes to “Bob”
after a long sunny beach fun.

You got to put that lotion first sweetheart to thicken the skin to prevent friction rub!

jchammond 03-16-2020 01:33 AM

:ugh:

Zingston 03-16-2020 02:32 AM

:ugh::ugh:

Zingston 03-16-2020 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vtec to vvel (Post 3915622)
…...I knew it!!!!!

I went to the strip club and thought I was really vibing with one of the dancers by talking about Z's (she had one and she named her's Betty)……...and then happened to notice a choker, followed by a bulge on her neck in what appeared to be an Adam's apple....:ugh2:


Yeah, ok... and then what happened???

God-Speed 03-16-2020 04:06 AM

Good Monday Morning All. Hope you all had a great weekend. Another chance of rain today with a 40% chance and a high of 72* but not a muggy. Just a few things on the to do list for today other than that its time to finish my coffee and get rocking. Have a good one guys and be safe out there. Oh and don't forget to wash your hands A LOT!!! :tup:

jchammond 03-16-2020 04:29 AM

Got woke up by my daughter tapping & yelling at my window :eek:
Says she was going to Hardee’s to get us a breakfast sandwich & forgetted her keys :icon14:
I was dreaming big time & sleeping hard; had drool coming down the side of my mouth :rofl2:
She said she’s be trying to awake me for 20 minutes :icon17:

jchammond 03-16-2020 04:30 AM

:hello: Happy Monday morning Folks, coffee’s a brewing :tiphat:

jchammond 03-16-2020 04:39 AM

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...4b1844399a.jpg

+ 3 missed call’s, with phone on silent :icon17:


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asht 03-16-2020 05:03 AM

Zoren, messaged you


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BettyZ 03-16-2020 06:13 AM

Good morning ya'll and happy max panic monday!

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Leingod 03-16-2020 06:21 AM

Shaping up to be another bloodbath Monday.

Zoren 370 03-16-2020 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by asht (Post 3915648)
Zoren, messaged you


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Good morning! You broked my heart dude!? Lol :tup:

Zoren 370 03-16-2020 06:35 AM

Good morning Mrs Betty, Leingod, JC...thanks for the coffee.

Another day in Paradise alley. Hitting the shower then off to work again.

Zoren 370 03-16-2020 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3915646)
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...4b1844399a.jpg

+ 3 missed call’s, with phone on silent :icon17:


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Poor daughter! Next time tie a nylon string on your R big toe and hang it at the window so she can pull your big foot sized feet to wake you up!

BettyZ 03-16-2020 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3915639)
Yeah, ok... and then what happened???

...and then you woke up.

BettyZ 03-16-2020 07:01 AM

CPD is placing 24-hour patrols on grocery stores in the Chi...

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bunk 03-16-2020 07:05 AM

I see Trips made a visit to the forum last night...lol

FPenvy 03-16-2020 07:08 AM

:hello: morning.

bunk 03-16-2020 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by FPenvy (Post 3915660)
:hello: morning.

You didnt see the bat signal last night. There was a post that went from zero to hahahahwtf in .1 seconds

JLarson 03-16-2020 07:11 AM

Morning all, looks like I missed the fun. N00bs sure are tender these days. Hope you have a great day! I'm apparently WFH the next 2 weeks minimum. Weird to actually see that big bright thing in the sky... I thought windows were software.

FPenvy 03-16-2020 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3915661)
You didnt see the bat signal last night. There was a post that went from zero to hahahahwtf in .1 seconds

i started drinking at 8 am.......i wasnt getting on the forum lol

what was it about?

old guy 03-16-2020 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3915644)
Got woke up by my daughter tapping & yelling at my window :eek:
Says she was going to Hardee’s to get us a breakfast sandwich & forgetted her keys :icon14:
I was dreaming big time & sleeping hard; had drool coming down the side of my mouth :rofl2:
She said she’s be trying to awake me for 20 minutes :icon17:

Seems she has a problem with keys :bowrofl:

madwi 03-16-2020 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by old guy (Post 3915666)
Seems she has a problem with keys :bowrofl:

:iagree:

old guy 03-16-2020 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3915659)
I see Trips made a visit to the forum last night...lol

:icon18: It’s like it never happened

Rusty 03-16-2020 07:45 AM

:hello:

I'z up. :yawn:

Back to my normal work week. :tup:

Have to check out on what Trips did. :rofl2:

Rusty 03-16-2020 07:53 AM

I see Trips cleaned up 2 threads. :rofl2: The 1st to 2nd gear thread and the RJM pedal thread. :rofl2:

bunk 03-16-2020 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3915673)
I see Trips cleaned up 2 threads. :rofl2: The 1st to 2nd gear thread and the RJM pedal thread. :rofl2:

I wish Trips would just ban that assclown. People ask for advice. We give it, and the dude has a melt down... :shakes head:

asht 03-16-2020 08:01 AM

We all bitch about how fast and powerful our cars are....

This guy did 0-400mph in 4 seconds was the first person to go into the 3’s in a 1/4 mile, he had blood coming out of his nose , eyes and mouth . It hurt enough doing 0-60 in 2.5 seconds


https://youtu.be/Jp_0oMQnhlo


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old guy 03-16-2020 08:17 AM

Bunk,
Seems you’re only a few :postwhore: from 3,000 :eek:

FPenvy 03-16-2020 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asht (Post 3915676)
We all bitch about how fast and powerful our cars are....

This guy did 0-400mph in 4 seconds was the first person to go into the 3’s in a 1/4 mile, he had blood coming out of his nose , eyes and mouth . It hurt enough doing 0-60 in 2.5 seconds


https://youtu.be/Jp_0oMQnhlo


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i'd od it lol

i've launched my GTR and a tesla P100D in ludicrous mode......i def wanna try something even faster lol

Zingston 03-16-2020 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3915657)
CPD is placing 24-hour patrols on grocery stores in the Chi...

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Chicago should have made that move years ago.

Ghostvette 03-16-2020 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3914886)
Get Ghostvette for tube insertion.

3" PVC big enough? :eekdance::eekdance:

Rusty 03-16-2020 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by old guy (Post 3915680)
Bunk,
Seems you’re only a few :postwhore: from 3,000 :eek:

He's becoming a :postwhore:

:rofl2:

Rusty 03-16-2020 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3915685)
Chicago should have made that move years ago.

Yeah.......in city hall. To keep all the idiots out. Which would be all of city council.

Leingod 03-16-2020 08:51 AM

Just got the announcement that all IT staff can begin working from home for the foreseeable future. Minimum of at least the next month.

I'll need to organize the home office and begin prep work to keep myself entertained.

Rusty 03-16-2020 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghostvette (Post 3915689)
3" PVC big enough? :eekdance::eekdance:

How big is the hamster and you need a tight fit around the anus. Think I would go 6" with those two.


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