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Rusty 03-03-2020 06:29 PM
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Sir, I believe you are lost. We only join together here to discuss JAR's vagina and missing members (phrasing?) No actual car discussion in this thread!

:gtfo2:
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Originally Posted by abm89 (Post 3912556)
*yawn*, i already contributed to the lotion discussion the other day...

You should let bunk know we don't care about his VVEL codes if that's the case.
:rofl2:

old guy 03-03-2020 06:30 PM
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My in-laws have a13 Altima and it needed brakes, so my father in-law asked where to take it & so I tell him. Last week I asked him about the the brakes and my recommendation & he said he found a coupon in the paper and took it there..OK. So tonight we had them over for dinner and I looked at his wheels and noticed his brand new shiny drilled and slotted rotors :bowrofl: he said he told the guy that he didn’t want the cheap stuff that he wanted the premium stuff :icon17:

Rusty 03-03-2020 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3912566)
Look, the way it works is after you accumulate enough off-topic cred, you can make the occasional on-topic comment. But if you just show up here, spouting your on-topic nonsense without greasing up your JARhole, it's not acceptable! Now since this is your first infraction, and because you've previously contributed to the Tags section in a manner which is (in)appropriate, we'll let you off with a warning. Don't let it happen again!
:rofl2:

bunk 03-03-2020 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by old guy (Post 3912617)
My in-laws have a13 Altima and it needed brakes, so my father in-law asked where to take it & so I tell him. Last week I asked him about the the brakes and my recommendation & he said he found a coupon in the paper and took it there..OK. So tonight we had them over for dinner and I looked at his wheels and noticed his brand new shiny drilled and slotted rotors :bowrofl: he said he told the guy that he didn’t want the cheap stuff that he wanted the premium stuff :icon17:

He committed a self imposed bait and switch. Lol

jchammond 03-03-2020 06:36 PM
Is it 2100 yet :ugh2:

bunk 03-03-2020 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3912604)
I used to drink that all the time. But these days, if it's a beer, I only go IPA. :icon14:
Heffeweissen for me on the rare occasion when I drink :tup:

old guy 03-03-2020 06:38 PM
If I remember correctly one of the last posts Baron said that he didn’t give a **** what the doctors said that he was going to go out on his own terms ! And as disturbing as that was, I also found it very inspiring.

Spooler 03-03-2020 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3912608)
I have to poop.
Time to go to work if you are not already there.

Rusty 03-03-2020 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by old guy (Post 3912622)
If I remember correctly one of the last posts Baron said that he didn’t give a **** what the doctors said that he was going to go out on his own terms ! And as disturbing as that was, I also found it very inspiring.
I remember him saying that.

Rusty 03-03-2020 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3912623)
Time to go to work if you are not already there.
Chit on company time, sweat on your own time.

Worked with one guy who showered on company time. Never showered at home. :icon14:

madwi 03-03-2020 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3912623)
Time to go to work if you are not already there.
Of course! I dont get paid to poop at home!

Rusty 03-03-2020 06:59 PM
Hey Hotrodz. You got'm a PM! :tup:

Pieces, parts are done. :tiphat:

Spooler 03-03-2020 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3912628)
Hey Hotrodz. You got'm a PM! :tup:

Pieces, parts are done. :tiphat:
He is meditating to the motor gods praying for his engine to be completed. He'll be back in a few.

redondoaveb 03-03-2020 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3912633)
He is meditating to the motor gods praying for his engine to be completed. He'll be back in a few.
I get the feeling he's fertilizing the money tree. He's going to need a good bloom out of it when his motor is done.

Rusty 03-03-2020 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3912638)
I get the feeling he's fertilizing the money tree. He's going to need a good bloom out of it when his motor is done.
I hate to see what it takes to make his wife happy after this. :eek: She's going to need her own money tree.

jwick 03-03-2020 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3912608)
I have to poop.

Boss make a dollar, Madwi makes a dime. That’s why he poops on company time.

jwick 03-03-2020 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3912620)
Is it 2100 yet :ugh2:

Yes...I think. Y’all are in that other tome zone, so I can never say for sure.

Spooler 03-03-2020 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3912638)
I get the feeling he's fertilizing the money tree. He's going to need a good bloom out of it when his motor is done.
Unfortunately, I know exactly how that is.

jchammond 03-03-2020 08:36 PM
Bout to roll out in 5....ranneth over just a bit :driving:

Hotrodz 03-03-2020 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3912628)
Hey Hotrodz. You got'm a PM! :tup:



Pieces, parts are done. :tiphat:
Yahoo, and thank you!!!

Sent from my SM-G965U using Tapatalk

Rusty 03-03-2020 09:50 PM
:werd:

Brapping

:tiphat:

I used to do this a lot. :tup:

Spoiler 03-03-2020 09:52 PM
Well we are moving towards the closing on the new house. This is happening pretty dang quick...

-House got listed on Zillow last Tues at 10am
-We went and saw it that same Tues at 1pm
-We agreed to buy it last Wed at 9am
-Signed the official papers last Thur at 11am
-The sellers moved out today
-Next Wed is the closing and we can move in.

15 days total... Holy steaming pile of maple flavored bacon, this is quick...

Then I will sell my current house myself... and I expect it to be sold in a week...

Things happen really fast here...

I can’t wait to get some bacon frying up in the new place....

jchammond 03-03-2020 10:21 PM
Congratulations Spoiler :tiphat:

jchammond 03-03-2020 10:22 PM
Night Folks; I’m beat :ugh2:
Due for about a 9hr. nap :iagree:

Rusty 03-03-2020 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3912673)
Well we are moving towards the closing on the new house. This is happening pretty dang quick...

-House got listed on Zillow last Tues at 10am
-We went and saw it that same Tues at 1pm
-We agreed to buy it last Wed at 9am
-Signed the official papers last Thur at 11am
-The sellers moved out today
-Next Wed is the closing and we can move in.

15 days total... Holy steaming pile of maple flavored bacon, this is quick...

Then I will sell my current house myself... and I expect it to be sold in a week...

Things happen really fast here...

I can’t wait to get some bacon frying up in the new place....
You ain't wasting any time. Congrats on the house. :tup:

JARblue 03-03-2020 11:20 PM
Night folks :hello:

8:30 am inspection in College Station and 11 am inspection in Clear Lake tomorrow. Should have time to visit Grandpa after :tup:

Rusty 03-04-2020 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by JARblue (Post 3912688)
Night folks :hello:

8:30 am inspection in College Station and 11 am inspection in Clear Lake tomorrow. Should have time to visit Grandpa after :tup:
:hello:

jchammond 03-04-2020 01:55 AM
:ugh:

Zingston 03-04-2020 02:29 AM
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:ugh:


:ugh:

Spoiler 03-04-2020 04:12 AM
Where’s errbody at?

madwi 03-04-2020 04:13 AM
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Where’s errbody at?
In my office.

Spoiler 03-04-2020 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3912698)
In my office.
Why won’t they let you work on the first shift like the real people?

Did you make someone mad?

God-Speed 03-04-2020 04:17 AM
Good Wednesday Morning All. Heavy rain set for this morning with a chance of severe weather. :eek: Not much on list for today. Finishing up coffee then off to gym to get ahead of the rain. Have a good one guys and be safe out there!! :tup:

madwi 03-04-2020 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3912699)
Why won’t they let you work on the first shift like the real people?

Did you make someone mad?
Dont you dare put ideas into their heads! I love nightshift. I do not want to leave this shift. Them crazy daywalkers that enjoy the sun are not to be trusted. Shifty looks about them. Sadly, the times are already shifting and forces are working against me to have it dark when I go in and dark on my way home. They do crap like daylight savings and force me to go out and squint my eyes in the sun, running the risk of spontaneously combusting from them deadly cosmic rays! To this I say NO! We will not enjoy the sun and its evil ways! Nightshift forever! :rock:
https://i.imgur.com/5JFdMOz.jpg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/fa/f5/28/f...c0cf0d1b41.jpg
https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/m...35c155059.jpeg
https://www.pushaux.com/wp-content/u...Shift-Meme.png
https://i.imgur.com/SthNIUog.jpg
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/w...e6899__700.jpg

Spoiler 03-04-2020 04:36 AM
Oh, so you did you did pizz someone off... I kinda figured you had.

madwi 03-04-2020 04:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3912702)
Oh, so you did you did pizz someone off... I kinda figured you had.
Probably. After my first review with new big big boss, he noted my love for the F bomb. I thought I was being very restrained with it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Spoiler 03-04-2020 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3912703)
Probably. After my first review with new big big boss, he noted my love for the F bomb. I thought I was being very restrained with it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yeah, it’s not nice to have a potty mouth at work...

I got caught looking up a co-workers skirt once. That review didn’t go well either

Spoiler 03-04-2020 04:50 AM
T-10

madwi 03-04-2020 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3912704)
Yeah, it’s not nice to have a potty mouth at work...

I got caught looking up a co-workers skirt once. That review didn’t go well either
Depends on the shift! Nightshift... Motherfuckingpieceofshit<clinical device name>Ihopeyoufuckingdieyourfathersmeltofelderberri es!
That is all in one breath by the way.

Dayshift- Hold on one second, the machine is acting up.

Spoiler 03-04-2020 04:56 AM
Hmmm, wonder where JC is at?

Maybe he had a long night wrestling with one of his “fives” again last night...


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