I’d have to take ol’ Elvira from those pics :nutswinger:

Very nice...and to think... one these girls had a Dad who owned a tool store...

But you have picked number Coffin #3....

Well okay heres what you have won...

This Elvira look-alike was married twice and has had the clap three times and is always slap ate up with crabs. The penicillin princess you have chosen as your dream date is currently unemployed but was last working in management at a Waffle House near Akins, SC. She likes moonlit nights and walks through the local junk yards to pull parts... She says she just cant wait to show off her new tattoo of Satan that is somewhere on her backside just south of the border...

“Spoiler’s Dating Game” is sending you both on an exciting 2 day “no expenses paid” trip to Rome. (Rome, GA that is...not that other Rome). With transportation and lodging not provided, of course...

Way to go... you made your choice.

(Obviously you have been hanging out with the concrete workers too long. They always go for the challenging chicks as well. Especially when they are out of town and running the swamps...)

Well Congrats anyhow..:tup:

We all kinda knew that would have been your “go to gal”...

:tup:

Dang puppy wouldnt sleep. She kept jumping on the bed and stepping all over me... all 55lbs of her. Woke me up at 1am, cant go back to sleep.

Welcome to the early-bird show :tiphat:

I usually wake up between 3-4am. Whats weird is that I wake up at 3:13am more times than not. I dont know why... lol

Who was that group that had that one dude with a deep *** voice and would flex his biceps? I thought they sang this song.

But it’s 5am here :icon17:

Yup, we are a little slow in California.. ;)

:ugh2:

Alex, I’ll take “Bowser of Sha-Na-Na” for $100 please...

This is also what JLarson will look like when the turbo starts...

Damn, I’m ready for some bacon...

I might have to go early again today...

Ding ding ding! :tup:

Nice looking wheel’s Boner :tiphat:
Had to post them again :tup:

It’s still T-33 :ugh2:

I’m glad you were specific and didn't just say, “nice looking boner....”.

:ugh2:

I'd still bang Cassandra! :yum:

Well yeah, you would... but I thought JC had at least some type of standards. Maybe low ones, but at least something... :shakes head:

If she's coffin #2 with the wicked cool hair, I'd do her too.

My bar is raised high; that’s why I’m probably still single :rofl2:

Gonna grab some breakfast & head to Lowe’s :driving:
Gotta pic up some lumber & galvanized replacement bolts :ugh2:

Happy Saturday!! :rock:

If that isn't the understatement of the millennium...

Among other things.... :wtf2:

35* outside now; but no rain for next couple days ... :tup:https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...5a3f2dafb4.jpg


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Me to. Has to be breathing and well, at least breathing.

Good Saturday Morning All. Hope you all had a good week. After the gym this morning the Mrs and I will be running errands and getting steaks for tomorrow night. :yum: Nice weather again today with a high of 76* with some clouds but 0% chance of rain. That will come Monday night through Wednesday. Anyway, have a good one guys and make it a safe one at that!! :tup:

Looks like the top of my main toolbox.:ugh2:

:icon18:

And,good morning everybody!:tiphat:

I'll shoot you a text when Beau comes over around 1ish. Feel free to stop by.

Happy Leap Day everyone :tiphat:

Papa would have turned 23 today :icon17:

Well bday shenanigans turned out to be a lot of fun last night compared to previous years. It's amazing what having some decent work friends to hangout will do for you. No interruptions from shitty family or anything. Had a few really good beers and an amazing truffle burger.

Now I'll be prepping all day to make a proper homemade lasagna and a real Italian side salad. Maybe even make a load of bread!

Be sure to share that lasagna recipe with Madwi. He loves lasagna!!! :yum:

:mad:

High of 50 tomorrow... think I'll spend today making sure the Z is ready for a wee jaunt tomorrow.

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You want one that makes more money then you. A sugar mama. :tup:

Happy B'day. :tup:

Just remember. You're one step closer to death. :tup: