Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900098)

Yeah imma let you tell me how that works out in Miami before I go that route :roflpuke2:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3900096)

find you a latina duude... they're delicious in every way imaginable.

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900098)

Yeah imma let you tell me how that works out in Miami before I go that route :roflpuke2:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900100)

Don't get them mad at you. They will cut your nut sack with a piece of broken glass while you sleep. :eek:

Wifey is 50% hispanic, and 25% native american indian, The rest is a mix of irish, scottish, and who knows what.

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3900099)

trust me, im gonna get a good one duude...

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900102)

How deep are your pockets? They love their gold.

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900100)

Don't get them mad at you. They will cut your nut sack with a piece of broken glass while you sleep. :eek:

Wifey is 50% hispanic, and 25% native american indian, The rest is a mix of irish, scottish, and who knows what.

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900105)

Ya know, that was my primary concern too lol

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900107)

On the plus side.. I was told that my bonus would be "more satisfying than a night with three underage Thai hookers - and you could afford two years of those nights with this bonus."

Since I no longer have to splurge on a diamond, I can pay off the Z this March.

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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900088)

The dog held a higher priority in her life than I did. Last NYE, she's upset she had to leave the dog w a dog sitter. She went everywhere with it. We never hung out w/o it there. It was like she was caring for a special-needs child; it held all of her attention. We slept in different beds bc I wouldn't allow it in my bed. She'd rather sleep w it than w me.

Spoke to some mutual friends about it; general consensus was that unadulterated love you get from a dog was what she expected from her partner, and that doesn't happen in real life. So she prioritized the dog bc that was giving her what she wanted.

This is where I would joke about how I should have told her to get a cat; but this issue would have come up eventually regardless.

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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3900113)

Yeah, that is a problem. My wife never puts her animals ahead of me. Even if she is Elle May Clampet.

Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3900115)

You got Ellie Mae, Betty got Jethro :nutswinger: