Either that, or super glue your azz crack together, super glue your johnson to your belly, or shave you balls, then rub ben gay on them. :eek:

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

So.. what did you do to deserve that?

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The New “What did you do with your Z today” (with off topic replies) XXXIV
 

God bless you. She has to be a fuckin’ handful when she’s pissed or drunk or both. :rofl2:

St. Rusty the Pennsyltuckian?

Wasn't me. I had a sister with a mean streak that you didn't f!@k with. She did that to the ex when she found out he was cheating. Then had one BF that beat her one night. Couple of nights later, she was waiting behind the door with my baseball bat. He walked into the house, and my sister just about killed him. :icon14:

She sounds perfect for Betty :tiphat:

She was a 6ft tomboy. If he wants her. He would have to wake her from her dirt nap.

Sorry to hear that

Aaaand pivoting away from Redondo's foot-in-mouth disease.. so how bout that rain? We surely could use JC's Ark right ab now..

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It is raining like a mofo right now. I cant wait for the temps to start falling. :icon14: They said it was pretty much a sure thing that everyone is going to lose power.


SATURDAY We’ll start the day with rain from G.R. to the south and mixed precipitation north of G.R. As the day goes on, colder air will come in from the north and gradually change the precipitation from rain showers to freezing rain, then sleet, then snow. The heaviest snow will fall north of Oceana and Newaygo Counties, where 6-12″ is possible by midday Sunday. The rest of the area could see 2-5″ of snow mainly Saturday evening/night. Roads will be slipperiest Saturday evening/night into early Sunday AM. Winds will be northeast at 15-25 mph with gusts over 30 mph

I hear that. My power's been flickering all night due to the fact that my power hookup is a temp overhead line lying on the ground and secured to my meter with what looks like 160 feet of electrical tape... ComEd doesnt show up till Thursday to fix the burned-out portion of my line.

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Speaking of which.. I pulled the Z in close to the garage by the fence/underground power line bc of the coming ice storm. So of course those utility line-marking Julie bitches come today to mark the power line. I tell them "Go ahead but please dont bump the car."

They didnt have what they needed so they came back 3 hours later. Foreman said "Hey we're back with what we need and don't worry we won't get near the NISMO." Good to know there are still people out there who appreciate the nice things.

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She been dead for a while. Died from lupus. She was still wild when she past. :rofl2:

It's 58F right now. :icon14: Tomorrow's high is 74F. :eek: Rain again tomorrow night.