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redondoaveb 12-04-2019 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893091)
Well.......you're going to have to start using your right for self inflicted sex now. :nutswinger:

You BEAT me to it. Pun intended.

BettyZ 12-04-2019 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893090)
Are you right or left handed?

Left. And I have a caregiver to take care of that issue, thank you very much :rofl2::tup:

Zingston 12-04-2019 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893074)
:werd:

Toad Licking

:tiphat:

I think not............


Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??

"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."

IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???

BettyZ 12-04-2019 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893092)
Leaving work soon....got tied up :ugh2:
But got my tool fix :tup:

There has to be a 12 step program out there somewhere for you brother lol

Rusty 12-04-2019 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893082)
:roflpuke2:

Some benefits from this ordeal. My sinuses are clear. My all of my ear wax has been melted out. If I had a fever. I broke it with the sweating. If I had any internal parasites. They all have been roasted from the nuclear waste generated inside me and shot out. Any colon polyps and hemorrhoids have been cauterize. I call that a win. :tup:

EW..........take note. You got to eat right. None of the stuff you been eating.

Zingston 12-04-2019 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893097)
Some benefits from this ordeal. My sinuses are clear. My all of my ear wax has been melted out. If I had a fever. I broke it with the sweating. If I had any internal parasites. They all have been roasted from the nuclear waste generated inside me and shot out. Any colon polyps and hemorrhoids have been cauterize. I call that a win. :tup:

EW..........take note. You got to eat right. None of the stuff you been eating.


Yep, that tapeworm is toast!

Hotrodz 12-04-2019 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3893095)
Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??



"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."



IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???

LMAO, Colorado River toads (Bufo alvarius) are very large ugly critters. They were plentiful at the farm my brother-in-law used to run. My one dog would chase them and catch them. His eyes would get glassy and watery. His nose would run and he sneeze and stagger around the yard. It was hilarious!

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madwi 12-04-2019 11:07 PM

https://i.imgur.com/rBvmZsa.jpg

Zingston 12-04-2019 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3893072)
:icon14:

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Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3893100)
LMAO, Colorado River toads (Bufo alvarius) are very large ugly critters. They were plentiful at the farm my brother-in-law used to run. My one dog would chase them and catch them. His eyes would get glassy and watery. His nose would run and he sneeze and stagger around the yard. It was hilarious!

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So... what type of "farm" was that??? :rofl2:

jchammond 12-05-2019 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893033)
Perfect. That's what I figured but I don't have my car to be able to check :crying:

I’ll trade you for some nice Touring Sport dials, with ATC & backups camera :ugh2:

redondoaveb 12-05-2019 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893107)
I’ll trade you for some nice Touring Sport dials, with ATC & backups camera :ugh2:

I have the newer nismo (black) controls installed now.

jchammond 12-05-2019 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3893096)
There has to be a 12 step program out there somewhere for you brother lol

Idk :inoutroflpuke:

jchammond 12-05-2019 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893108)
I have the newer nismo (black) controls installed now.

I got the chit where the fan blower works continuously :icon14:

BettyZ 12-05-2019 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893110)
Idk :inoutroflpuke:

I take it back. You dont need a 12 step program, the 12 step program needs you.

"Hi, I'm Joby, and I conquered my tool addiction by buying all the tools."

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redondoaveb 12-05-2019 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893111)
I got the chit where the fan blower works continuously :icon14:

You need controls? Pay the shipping and you can have my old ones (the one's in the picture).


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