Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900098)

Yeah imma let you tell me how that works out in Miami before I go that route :roflpuke2:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3900096)

find you a latina duude... they're delicious in every way imaginable.

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900098)

Yeah imma let you tell me how that works out in Miami before I go that route :roflpuke2:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900100)

Don't get them mad at you. They will cut your nut sack with a piece of broken glass while you sleep. :eek:

Wifey is 50% hispanic, and 25% native american indian, The rest is a mix of irish, scottish, and who knows what.

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3900099)

trust me, im gonna get a good one duude...

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900102)

How deep are your pockets? They love their gold.

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900100)

Don't get them mad at you. They will cut your nut sack with a piece of broken glass while you sleep. :eek:

Wifey is 50% hispanic, and 25% native american indian, The rest is a mix of irish, scottish, and who knows what.

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900105)

Ya know, that was my primary concern too lol

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900107)

On the plus side.. I was told that my bonus would be "more satisfying than a night with three underage Thai hookers - and you could afford two years of those nights with this bonus."

Since I no longer have to splurge on a diamond, I can pay off the Z this March.

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Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900088)

The dog held a higher priority in her life than I did. Last NYE, she's upset she had to leave the dog w a dog sitter. She went everywhere with it. We never hung out w/o it there. It was like she was caring for a special-needs child; it held all of her attention. We slept in different beds bc I wouldn't allow it in my bed. She'd rather sleep w it than w me.

Spoke to some mutual friends about it; general consensus was that unadulterated love you get from a dog was what she expected from her partner, and that doesn't happen in real life. So she prioritized the dog bc that was giving her what she wanted.

This is where I would joke about how I should have told her to get a cat; but this issue would have come up eventually regardless.

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Originally Posted by Spooler (Post 3900113)

Yeah, that is a problem. My wife never puts her animals ahead of me. Even if she is Elle May Clampet.

Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3900115)

You got Ellie Mae, Betty got Jethro :nutswinger:

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900105)

Ya know, that was my primary concern too lol

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900121)

Either that, or super glue your azz crack together, super glue your johnson to your belly, or shave you balls, then rub ben gay on them. :eek:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900121)

Either that, or super glue your azz crack together, super glue your johnson to your belly, or shave you balls, then rub ben gay on them. :eek:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900100)

Don't get them mad at you. They will cut your nut sack with a piece of broken glass while you sleep. :eek:



Wifey is 50% hispanic, and 25% native american indian, The rest is a mix of irish, scottish, and who knows what.

Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3900126)

God bless you. She has to be a fuckin’ handful when she’s pissed or drunk or both. :rofl2:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900121)

Either that, or super glue your azz crack together, super glue your johnson to your belly, or shave you balls, then rub ben gay on them. :eek:

Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3900123)

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm:

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900124)

So.. what did you do to deserve that?

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Originally Posted by jwick (Post 3900126)

God bless you. She has to be a fuckin’ handful when she’s pissed or drunk or both. :rofl2:

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900132)

St. Rusty the Pennsyltuckian?

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900133)

Wasn't me. I had a sister with a mean streak that you didn't f!@k with. She did that to the ex when she found out he was cheating. Then had one BF that beat her one night. Couple of nights later, she was waiting behind the door with my baseball bat. He walked into the house, and my sister just about killed him. :icon14:

Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3900136)

She sounds perfect for Betty :tiphat:

Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900137)

She was a 6ft tomboy. If he wants her. He would have to wake her from her dirt nap.

Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3900138)

Sorry to hear that

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900139)

Aaaand pivoting away from Redondo's foot-in-mouth disease.. so how bout that rain? We surely could use JC's Ark right ab now..

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Originally Posted by madwi (Post 3900140)

It is raining like a mofo right now. I cant wait for the temps to start falling. :icon14: They said it was pretty much a sure thing that everyone is going to lose power.


SATURDAY We’ll start the day with rain from G.R. to the south and mixed precipitation north of G.R. As the day goes on, colder air will come in from the north and gradually change the precipitation from rain showers to freezing rain, then sleet, then snow. The heaviest snow will fall north of Oceana and Newaygo Counties, where 6-12″ is possible by midday Sunday. The rest of the area could see 2-5″ of snow mainly Saturday evening/night. Roads will be slipperiest Saturday evening/night into early Sunday AM. Winds will be northeast at 15-25 mph with gusts over 30 mph

Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3900138)

Sorry to hear that

Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3900139)

Aaaand pivoting away from Redondo's foot-in-mouth disease.. so how bout that rain? We surely could use JC's Ark right ab now..

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3900145)

It's 58F right now. :icon14: Tomorrow's high is 74F. :eek: Rain again tomorrow night.

Originally Posted by abm89 (Post 3900085)

Damn looks like I missed the party on my commute home. Found on NextDoor:

"Braker is blocked from Parkfield to Wendy's. Car flipped on fire blaze was 30ft in the air."

Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3900154)

Y’all Be Strong Duuude’s :eek: