Everything ck’d out good at the Dr’s office :tup:
Had to give a urine sample & then they did an ultrasound on my bladder :eek:
Then the Doc came in & talked for a while...said that the results of me changing my diet must have fixed what was going on :tiphat:
Then he got out the lube :ugh2:
I didn’t think his fingers looked that long :wtf2:
But said everything felt normal :tup:
Glad that’s over with; but he informed me that the prostate will eventually give all men some trouble/ just like mentapause for a woman :iagree:

Your toes curled, didnt they? ;).

You can tell us, no one will laugh...

Nope, but felt like I had to pee at one point :eek: :rofl2:
Weighed in at 258# clothed :shakes head: didn’t know work clothes & Croc’s weighed 8#’s :ugh2:
Need to ck scales at the house; thought I was down to 249/250 :rolleyes:

"Fingers"? How many did he stick up there? :eek:

Also depends when you weigh. I always weigh in the morning after I pinch the daily loaf.

Picked up a new tablet. Can finally read the forum again without having to zoom in constantly.

AMA guidelines state the best practice for prostate check is to use a full fist.

JC, next time, tell the doc you'd really be more comfortable having a female nurse do the exam. Smaller fingers, more gentle, less gay...

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How much is your monthly savings going to be ?
I wish I could get rid of my cable and WiFi @ $180 mo.
If you think about it $180 a mo. X 12 mo. = 2,160 x 10 yrs. = $21,600 that’s freakin crazy !! for tv and internet. But here I am :shakes head:

With a female. Maybe she will milk him next time.

Wish my cable and internet was that cheap! I would be happy paying that.

Only getting in about 6.5hrs today :ugh2:
Time to roll on to the house :driving:

:werd:

Whomping

:tiphat:


:nutswinger:

I want that nurse. :nutswinger:

Yeah, those porn channels add up. So I've heard.

That's what I want to do to that nurse :rofl2:

Aka, good ole fashion dicksmack.:icon17:

Ohh it’s late; watching James Stewart in “Two Rode Together” :tiphat:

Just finished munching on a large piece of chocolate cake to celebrate :eek:
That’s after a large chunk of lasagna :yum:
Hopefully rain stays away & I can finish jacking up my wood tomorrow :wtf2:

Nah......old VHS tapes...........a bit grainy.........

fify

Give her a black eye.

Jlarson: Picked up Disco Elysium. Interesting game so far. I sat down with some dude to interview him and I died of a heart attack. Not sure wtf is going on. :icon17:

:ugh:

Finally Friday :happydance:
Headed towards the countertop cammer & gonna be outtide at daylight, as not much light needed to Jack my wood :icon17: :ugh2:

Morning to all the maniacal members, geriatric juveniles, and of course to any and all of the wild wood jackers out there in Z yard

Its breakfast time here in the land of cotton, so I am building the fire as we speak (uh, so to speak, that is) and looking very much forward to shakin’ my bacon over the warmth and wonderment of it all.

Good Friday Morning All. Getting caught up on things and enjoying the coffee. The forecast for Austin is a little dicey for today. We have a chance for some sever storms later on this evening. :eek: So with that being said the Mrs and I will be staying in for dinner. So hope you all have a safe and wonderful Friday !! :tup:

Was up and thinking ribs sounded good. So I got ribs ready to go in the smoker. :tup: Trying some Carolina rubs and sauces this time. :yum:
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We are suppose to get a couple inches of rain and it is turning to freezing rain later on in the day. Bought groceries yesterday and plan to sit on the large rear end in the house.

Lol, I'm guessing that was Evrart the Union Boss? You must've gone low on Physical. Make sure you poke around that first location like crazy, you can pick up stuff that lets you heal some of that damage as it's occurring.

They did a pretty good job selling the whole washed up cop/drug and alcohol addict thing. Think a combination RPG and old school adventure game. Word of warning, it's totally possible to convict the wrong people of crimes, and get good people killed. So be cautious.

Thought you were gonna wash your ~Z~ :ugh2:

Bout to make a big bowl of oatmeal :yum: & be outside by 8am :tup:

Solid move!:tup:

And, good morning friends!:tiphat:

Good morning friends, happy Friday! May your day be short, full of warm coffee and hot women to make up for your cold days.

Except for Spoiler, who is in Florida; to him I wish a plague of fleas upon his genitals for gloating.

I kinda balanced and then chose some special about seeing if people are lying to me. But yeah I had 2 physical when talking to the guy and then boom! Heart attack from years of being a washed up drunk cop. The **** lol. But yeah, my character is not known for being a nice guy so far. :icon17:

No Freezing rain here, just rain, high winds and a chance of large hale. :eek: Luckily both our cars will be safe in the garage. :tup:

You got that right. :tup: I’m going to get new rotors on the Z while Ew does oil changes in his whip this weekend.

:confused:

EW spends a fortune changing oil on cars he doesn't drive.....:stirthepot:

In his defense, it is on his Q before he makes the drive to Miami.

No kidding!! DirecTV is $140/mon, AT&T cell is $138/mon, and internet is $90/mon. I'll probably pay $50ish to add my cell service (plus iPad). Gonna keep the internet. Spectrum will probably give me TV+internet for 6 month $99/mon promotional rate. By the time that ends I'll be able to switch back to DirecTV and get free 4K equipment as a new customer just in time for the football season :icon17: