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redondoaveb 12-04-2019 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893091)
Well.......you're going to have to start using your right for self inflicted sex now. :nutswinger:
You BEAT me to it. Pun intended.

BettyZ 12-04-2019 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893090)
Are you right or left handed?
Left. And I have a caregiver to take care of that issue, thank you very much :rofl2::tup:

Zingston 12-04-2019 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893074)
:werd:

Toad Licking

:tiphat:

I think not............

Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??

"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."

IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???

BettyZ 12-04-2019 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893092)
Leaving work soon....got tied up :ugh2:
But got my tool fix :tup:
There has to be a 12 step program out there somewhere for you brother lol

Rusty 12-04-2019 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893082)
:roflpuke2:
Some benefits from this ordeal. My sinuses are clear. My all of my ear wax has been melted out. If I had a fever. I broke it with the sweating. If I had any internal parasites. They all have been roasted from the nuclear waste generated inside me and shot out. Any colon polyps and hemorrhoids have been cauterize. I call that a win. :tup:

EW..........take note. You got to eat right. None of the stuff you been eating.

Zingston 12-04-2019 10:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893097)
Some benefits from this ordeal. My sinuses are clear. My all of my ear wax has been melted out. If I had a fever. I broke it with the sweating. If I had any internal parasites. They all have been roasted from the nuclear waste generated inside me and shot out. Any colon polyps and hemorrhoids have been cauterize. I call that a win. :tup:

EW..........take note. You got to eat right. None of the stuff you been eating.

Yep, that tapeworm is toast!

Hotrodz 12-04-2019 10:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3893095)
Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??



"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."



IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???
LMAO, Colorado River toads (Bufo alvarius) are very large ugly critters. They were plentiful at the farm my brother-in-law used to run. My one dog would chase them and catch them. His eyes would get glassy and watery. His nose would run and he sneeze and stagger around the yard. It was hilarious!

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madwi 12-04-2019 11:07 PM
https://i.imgur.com/rBvmZsa.jpg

Zingston 12-04-2019 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3893072)
:icon14:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hotrodz (Post 3893100)
LMAO, Colorado River toads (Bufo alvarius) are very large ugly critters. They were plentiful at the farm my brother-in-law used to run. My one dog would chase them and catch them. His eyes would get glassy and watery. His nose would run and he sneeze and stagger around the yard. It was hilarious!

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So... what type of "farm" was that??? :rofl2:

jchammond 12-05-2019 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893033)
Perfect. That's what I figured but I don't have my car to be able to check :crying:
I’ll trade you for some nice Touring Sport dials, with ATC & backups camera :ugh2:

redondoaveb 12-05-2019 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893107)
I’ll trade you for some nice Touring Sport dials, with ATC & backups camera :ugh2:
I have the newer nismo (black) controls installed now.

jchammond 12-05-2019 12:14 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BettyZ (Post 3893096)
There has to be a 12 step program out there somewhere for you brother lol
Idk :inoutroflpuke:

jchammond 12-05-2019 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893108)
I have the newer nismo (black) controls installed now.
I got the chit where the fan blower works continuously :icon14:

BettyZ 12-05-2019 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893110)
Idk :inoutroflpuke:
I take it back. You dont need a 12 step program, the 12 step program needs you.

"Hi, I'm Joby, and I conquered my tool addiction by buying all the tools."

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redondoaveb 12-05-2019 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893111)
I got the chit where the fan blower works continuously :icon14:
You need controls? Pay the shipping and you can have my old ones (the one's in the picture).

FL 4Motion 12-05-2019 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Spoiler (Post 3892535)
Okay, here’s a technical question... sort of...

My 2011 Nissan Murano is a great vehicle but for the last couple of years the radio has been goofing up. The volume knob is messed up. You turn it down, it goes up. You turn it up, it goes down. Sometimes you adjust the knob and nothing at all happens. Sometimes you are driving and the volume just goes to full blast all by itself. The knob on the actual radio face is the one that is boogered up. The steering wheel volume up/down switch seems to work fine.

Anybody got any suggestions on what I may be able to try on this problem?
My non technical answer is: time for a new car, anything but a Chevy Cruze will be just fine. :tup:

God-Speed 12-05-2019 05:10 AM
Good Thursday Morning all. Got all the leaves up in the back yard. Now its time for the front yard. First its coffee then gym, oh and the Cowboys vs Bears tonight so hope you all have a good one and be safe out there!! :tup:

JLarson 12-05-2019 06:26 AM
Morning all! Another day here in a surprisingly cold paradise. How's everyone today?

eastwest2300 12-05-2019 06:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3893095)
Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??

"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."

IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???
:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

reported!

eastwest2300 12-05-2019 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893097)
Some benefits from this ordeal. My sinuses are clear. My all of my ear wax has been melted out. If I had a fever. I broke it with the sweating. If I had any internal parasites. They all have been roasted from the nuclear waste generated inside me and shot out. Any colon polyps and hemorrhoids have been cauterize. I call that a win. :tup:

EW..........take note. You got to eat right. None of the stuff you been eating.
:eek::eek::eek::eek:

eastwest2300 12-05-2019 06:53 AM
morning itches :hello:

have a good day duudes...

Rusty 12-05-2019 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893110)
Idk :inoutroflpuke:
There is enough there in that picture to buy a new Z. :icon14:

Rusty 12-05-2019 06:59 AM
:hello:

I'z up. :yawn:

:icon14:

madwi 12-05-2019 07:02 AM
One more shift tonight and the weekend begins!

Rusty 12-05-2019 07:08 AM
Last nights trip to the bathroom was just a warm up for what was coming this morning. :eek: The main show.

Think I have 3rd degree burns around my hole. All the hair is gone in a 6 inch radius around my hole. Felt like I giving birth to a flaming log. A fire breathing dragon spewing nuclear waste from it's mouth would be a good description. :eek:

Now I feel fully cleaning out. :tup:

jchammond 12-05-2019 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893117)
You need controls? Pay the shipping and you can have my old ones (the one's in the picture).
I’m thinking there’s more to it than just bigger knobs :wtf2:

jchammond 12-05-2019 07:11 AM
I’m up, early again :ugh2:

jchammond 12-05-2019 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893142)
Last nights trip to the bathroom was just a warm up for what was coming this morning. :eek: The main show.

Think I have 3rd degree burns around my hole. All the hair is gone in a 6 inch radius around my hole. Felt like I giving birth to a flaming log. A fire breathing dragon spewing nuclear waste from it's mouth would be a good description. :eek:

Now I feel fully cleaning out. :tup:
Post the name of that stuff, so we will know what NOT to buy :nutswinger:
But I know someone on here will try it :stirthepot:

jchammond 12-05-2019 07:18 AM
42 outside & says feels like 36...not bad.
I’m thinking CCW this morning :happydance:
Coffee
Chit
Wood
:icon17: :tup:

eastwest2300 12-05-2019 07:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893142)
Last nights trip to the bathroom was just a warm up for what was coming this morning. :eek: The main show.

Think I have 3rd degree burns around my hole. All the hair is gone in a 6 inch radius around my hole. Felt like I giving birth to a flaming log. A fire breathing dragon spewing nuclear waste from it's mouth would be a good description. :eek:

Now I feel fully cleaning out. :tup:
:eek::eek::eek::eek:

eastwest2300 12-05-2019 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893144)
I’m up, early again :ugh2:
be strong duude.:iagree:

eastwest2300 12-05-2019 07:25 AM
i love you guys duude...:iagree:

sx moneypit 12-05-2019 07:26 AM
Mornin' folks!:tiphat:Yesterday morning it was about dental work:eek:and today it is about burning azzholes.:wtf2:

Rusty 12-05-2019 07:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sx moneypit (Post 3893151)
Mornin' folks!:tiphat:Yesterday morning it was about dental work:eek:and today it is about burning azzholes.:wtf2:
It's all about life experiences. Hopefully you learn from other people's ordeals. :icon14:

jchammond 12-05-2019 07:54 AM
Got an appointment to see the “Pee-Hole Doctor” next month :ugh2:

jchammond 12-05-2019 07:56 AM
Gonna relax a bit before heading outside,,,got the DA this morning :yawn:

Rusty 12-05-2019 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893156)
Got an appointment to see the “Pee-Hole Doctor” next month :ugh2:
Going to see Zoren and his anal probe?

Zingston 12-05-2019 08:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893142)
Last nights trip to the bathroom was just a warm up for what was coming this morning. :eek: The main show.

Think I have 3rd degree burns around my hole. All the hair is gone in a 6 inch radius around my hole. Felt like I giving birth to a flaming log. A fire breathing dragon spewing nuclear waste from it's mouth would be a good description. :eek:

Now I feel fully cleaning out. :tup:

So are you planning to market this "herbal blend" as a new weightloss system on the OWN and Lifetime Networks? Can i get a cut of the action??

Zingston 12-05-2019 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893156)
Got an appointment to see the “Pee-Hole Doctor” next month :ugh2:

What??? You need a bigger one? :ugh2:

Zingston 12-05-2019 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by sx moneypit (Post 3893151)
Mornin' folks!:tiphat:Yesterday morning it was about dental work:eek:and today it is about burning azzholes.:wtf2:

Yep, this site always finds me learning about new things. :icon17:


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