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Zingston 12-05-2019 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893143)
I’m thinking there’s more to it than just bigger knobs :wtf2:



I've found there usually isn't. :ugh:


Speaking of that, where Frank been at, yo????

jchammond 12-05-2019 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3893161)
What??? You need a bigger one? :ugh2:

No, a Urinologists :icon14:
Sometimes when I’m working along; I’ll get the urge to pee & then it’s like..........hurry up less go :ugh2:
Then, it’s only about 8-12oz at best :eek:
Gotta get “Trigger” examined :icon17:

eastwest2300 12-05-2019 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by sx moneypit (Post 3893151)
Mornin' folks!:tiphat:Yesterday morning it was about dental work:eek:and today it is about burning azzholes.:wtf2:

:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

eastwest2300 12-05-2019 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893159)
Going to see Zoren and his anal probe?

:eek:

onzedge 12-05-2019 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3893165)
:ugh2::ugh2::ugh2::ugh2:

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Originally Posted by eastwest2300 (Post 3893166)
:eek:

:iagree:

redondoaveb 12-05-2019 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893143)
I’m thinking there’s more to it than just bigger knobs :wtf2:

Once you get it figured out, let me know. They'll be in storage.

sx moneypit 12-05-2019 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893154)
It's all about life experiences. Hopefully you learn from other people's ordeals. :icon14:

:iagree: :icon17:

jchammond 12-05-2019 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893174)
Once you get it figured out, let me know. They'll be in storage.

Why you don’t post pictures of your Z :ugh2:
Unless you have a build page/tread :stirthepot:

sx moneypit 12-05-2019 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893156)
Got an appointment to see the “Pee-Hole Doctor” next month :ugh2:

I go to see mine in two weeks.:ugh2:

eastwest2300 12-05-2019 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by onzedge (Post 3893168)
:iagree:

:driving:

Zingston 12-05-2019 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893164)
No, a Urinologists :icon14:
Sometimes when I’m working along; I’ll get the urge to pee & then it’s like..........hurry up less go :ugh2:
Then, it’s only about 8-12oz at best :eek:
Gotta get “Trigger” examined :icon17:



Ahhhh... sounds like a job for Avodart or Flowmax. Someone was talking about those two meds on this site a while back. Onzedge maybe?

redondoaveb 12-05-2019 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893177)
Why you don’t post pictures of your Z :ugh2:
Unless you have a build page/tread :stirthepot:

It's not done yet. Nothing to see. As soon as I get it in my grubby little hands I'll be posting pics.

Rusty 12-05-2019 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sx moneypit (Post 3893178)
I go to see mine in two weeks.:ugh2:

Now we're talking about diick doctors. :icon14: :rofl2:

Zingston 12-05-2019 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893186)
Now we're talking about diick doctors. :icon14: :rofl2:


Yeah, mine is named Dr Richard Cockburn. I think he's currently accepting new patients.

Rusty 12-05-2019 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3893095)
Hey EW, you sure you don't want to trip??

"The venom *can* be ingested by "milking" the toad. For Bufo alvarius, this is typically done by holding the toad with a gloved hand and stroking its skin with something like a glass stir rod. The venom is then rubbed and collected onto a glass plate. After milking, the venom is left to sit out and dry completely. After drying, the dried venom is scraped into a mortar and pestle where it is ground into a fine powder. The powder is then *smoked* using a glass pipe..."

IDK, perhaps meth is easier to make???

You ever wonder how is process came about?

The first guy. Picks up the the toad. Nope, he's dead.

Second guy. Using gloves. Picks up the toad. So far, so good. Licks toad. Nope, he's dead.

3rd guy. Using gloves, and glass rod. Good so far. Licks glass rod. Nope, he's dead.

4th guy. Using gloves, glass rod. Let's it dry. Licks the powder. Nope, he's dead.

5th guy. Doing all the above. And smoking weed. Gets some powder on his weed and gets stoned out of his mind.

Zingston 12-05-2019 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893190)
You ever wonder how is process came about?

The first guy. Picks up the the toad. Nope, he's dead.

Second guy. Using gloves. Picks up the toad. So far, so good. Licks toad. Nope, he's dead.

3rd guy. Using gloves, and glass rod. Good so far. Licks glass rod. Nope, he's dead.

4th guy. Using gloves, glass rod. Let's it dry. Licks the powder. Nope, he's dead.

5th guy. Doing all the above. And smoking weed. Gets some powder on his weed and gets stoned out of his mind.


Yeah, pretty wild it only took 5 guys to figure it out. :rofl2:

Spoiler 12-05-2019 10:43 AM

:eek:

redondoaveb 12-05-2019 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3893187)
Yeah, mine is named Dr Richard Cockburn. I think he's currently accepting new patients.

Is he the one that has his hands on your shoulders while he checks your prostate?

redondoaveb 12-05-2019 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3893191)
Yeah, pretty wild it only took 5 guys to figure it out. :rofl2:

And they all used to post in this thread :rofl2:

Rusty 12-05-2019 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893200)
Is he the one that has his hands on your shoulders while he checks your prostate?

Bet Zing can answer that with a smile on his face.

Rusty 12-05-2019 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893203)
And they all used to post in this thread :rofl2:

LMFAO. :rofl2:

Zingston 12-05-2019 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893200)
Is he the one that has his hands on your shoulders while he checks your prostate?


??? I only see his nurse, Tara, when I'm there? She takes good care of me. :ugh2: She's good people.

Falconquey 12-05-2019 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893200)
Is he the one that has his hands on your shoulders while he checks your prostate?


:icon18:

503.Zed 12-05-2019 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by JLarson (Post 3893133)
Morning all! Another day here in a surprisingly cold paradise. How's everyone today?

Today was payday, so doing great! Until the bills come...

Falconquey 12-05-2019 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893186)
Now we're talking about diick doctors. :icon14: :rofl2:


This site is like Let's Make a Deal. You never know what your going to get behind doors 1, 2 or 3 when you log in. Or Jeopardy. I'll take Diick Doctors for $400 Alex.

bunk 12-05-2019 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893186)
Now we're talking about diick doctors. :icon14: :rofl2:

:wtf2:

bunk 12-05-2019 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Falconquey (Post 3893209)
This site is like Let's Make a Deal. You never know what your going to get behind doors 1, 2 or 3 when you log in. Or Jeopardy. I'll take Diick Doctors for $400 Alex.

I think last time I posted they were talking about which lube to use for butt sex on other dudes...or something like that..

Zingston 12-05-2019 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Falconquey (Post 3893209)
This site is like Let's Make a Deal. You never know what your going to get behind doors 1, 2 or 3 when you log in. Or Jeopardy. I'll take Diick Doctors for $400 Alex.



Well Rusty started it with all that flaming spicy azz burn talk. Just sayin...

Zingston 12-05-2019 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3893211)
I think last time I posted they were talking about which lube to use for butt sex on other dudes...or something like that..



Yeah, that sounds about right.

bunk 12-05-2019 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Zingston (Post 3893212)
Well Rusty started it with all that flaming spicy azz burn talk. Just sayin...

spicy *** to **** doctors.. haha. I probably shouldnt read back and see how one lead to another...lol

redondoaveb 12-05-2019 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3893211)
I think last time I posted they were talking about which lube to use for butt sex on other dudes...or something like that..

No lube for you :eek:

Zingston 12-05-2019 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893204)
Bet Zing can answer that with a smile on his face.

Maybe. ;)

bunk 12-05-2019 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893216)
No lube for you :eek:

lol...hows your Z comin along?

Rusty 12-05-2019 11:20 AM

Chit, I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Or is that from the smell of the fart I let out. :icon14:

bunk 12-05-2019 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Rusty (Post 3893219)
Chit, I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. Or is that from the smell of the fart I let out. :icon14:

Even the GF knows its my farts when I try to blame it on the dog :tup:

redondoaveb 12-05-2019 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3893218)
lol...hows your Z comin along?

Interior needs to be put back together but having some issues with getting the steering wheel controls to work with the new headunit. Hopefully have it wrapped up this weekend and then off to the alignment shop. Dyno tune the end of January but Seb gave me a tune I can use to daily it until it see's him in January.

sx moneypit 12-05-2019 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jchammond (Post 3893164)
No, a Urinologists :icon14:
Sometimes when I’m working along; I’ll get the urge to pee & then it’s like..........hurry up less go :ugh2:
Then, it’s only about 8-12oz at best :eek:
Gotta get “Trigger” examined :icon17:

I had a bout with prostate cancer so i had a radical prostatectomy back in 2016.
Piss like a racehorse now.I just have to get blood work done once a year.:ugh2:

redondoaveb 12-05-2019 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bunk (Post 3893220)
Even the GF knows its my farts when I try to blame it on the dog :tup:

Maybe the brown spots in your underwear gave it away?

Spooler 12-05-2019 11:36 AM

Caught a cold yesterday for the first time in years. I coughed so much last night I pulled a muscle on the side of my ribs. Hurts like hell if I cough. This sucks.

Zingston 12-05-2019 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by redondoaveb (Post 3893227)
Maybe the brown spots in your underwear gave it away?


Dude!!! :rofl2:


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