Open up our mouth.......stick your tongue out.......and say........... Ahhhhhh............Zoren will be doing the probing with his anal probe. Just hope he wiped it off real good.

Me too!!! Got an e-mail today for Z Nationals on the 18th and 19th. Not going this year. Wifey wants to go next year. :tup:

Sweatin' my azz off. :icon14: Just got done cutting my weeds and crap grass.:shakes head: 93F and 80% humidity. Feels like liquid air. :icon14:

Uh, there ain’t no Zoren’s working on me... I got standards... they may be low standards, but I got ‘em

Once they put you under. You have no clue on what they do to you, and who does it. :icon14:

In case anyone was wondering, we do talk about you while you are on the slab in OR. :icon17:

When I had my colonoscopy and endoscopy they gave me demerol. The nurse that helped with the procedure was a beautiful asian. Before they put me under I was thinking about how hot she was. When the proceduere was over I asked her how long I was out for. She said "you weren't out, you were talking to me the whole time" To this day I wonder what I was saying to her. :eek:

They use good drugs & the weird part is that the same doctor goes in both ends :eek: :wtf2:

I stayed awake during my ACL surgery on my left knee. I had a spinal block and they gave me some good drugs. The gas passer and I were having a big time rocking out during surgery. They were playing excellent music, Rock and Roll baby.

Picked up a flat otw home in the Prius :icon14:
Texted my daughter & told her I’d be a few minutes late,,,back on the road 9 minutes later with spare :tup:
Would have been sooner,if I didn’t have some junk piled over the spare :ugh2:

I just hope he used a different instrument.

Had an endoscopy done about 20/22 years ago & first colonoscopy 12yrs ago :tiphat:

So much fun

Lots of employees go to another hospital for treatments. I choose to use our services because if I stuck my bare *** out at my co-workers normally I would have to go to HR. Not so when I am a patient :icon17: Streaker running the halls on level 5!

Bedtime fellas :tiphat:
With vacation coming up soon; need all the beauty sleep I can get :tup:

Yea, they talk about you when you are under. They measure on how big you are with a tape measure. Female nurses are real nasty about talking about your body when you are on the table. Even worse if he or she is well endowed. Had a neighbor who was a nurse that worked in OR. She got some loose screws in her head. Some of the funnest chit that I ever heard would come out of her mouth was about the OR. :rofl2:

You know what really grinds my gears? having a system down and then getting asked for an ETA of when it will be fixed. I try so hard to not spout off some snarky comment.

Holy hell it is raining hard.

:werd:

Shrimp Boat Captain

:tiphat:


:facepalm:

Tell them "it's fixed when it's fixed". Or "The more times you stop me to answer your stupid questions, the longer it will take me". "I got 3 speeds. 1. I'm working fast as I can. 2. If you stop asking when it will be done. I'll get done sooner. 3. If you think you can do it faster. It's ALL our's. I'm going to take a chit. See you later.".

That's just sick. :roflpuke2:

Not exactly “Bubba or Forest” :ugh2::icon14:

:ugh:

Toolman comes today, his truck broke down last Wednesday
:happydance:

:hello: Happy HumpDay/ToolDay Folks, bout to get the day started :tup:

I had a flat on a Prius once... Left front went down on I-85 and I was in an area with concrete barrier walls with limited room to pull off. Had to change it with cars and semis rolling past me about 12” from where I was kneeling over.

Thought I was going to die...

I think I did about a 9 minute pit stop then too...

1/2” electric impact worked nice...it was on R/R :ugh2:

Tire is fubarred,wonder if any Warranty :icon17:

Discount tire should give you a pro rated refund. The tires don't have many miles on them... 227k I think when put on...

Tell them you is me and you want a new one... half price should only be about $60

I’ll check glovebox for receipt :tiphat:

It should be in there...

Tell them you is me and you want a new one... half price should only be about $60[/QUOTE]


But he doesnt have a neck tattoo like you do. Theyll know right away. :ugh2:

time to bust out the sharpie. Can do a mean prison spiderweb and a couple tears on the face to match spoiler's ink.

Good Wednesday Morning all. Just a few more days to go until the weekend so hang in there!! Hope you all have a safe and good Wednesday!! :tup:

"all aboard!"

:hello:

I'z up. :yawn:

Another day in paradise.

:iagree:Gonna be 97 degrees here today.:shakes head:

When I came across that. I was thinking of who comes up with this chit. :eek:

How would you use it in a conversation. For example. :Hey, did you know that FPenis is a Shrimp Boat Captain. " :confused:

And, good morning everyone!:hello:

Thats probably as good as an application for that term gets. Who says it isnt??!! :rofl2: